JuiceGremlin

I shall never again experience the cosmic joy and validation I felt reading “Ronan’s second secret was Adam Parrish” after spending the first two books of trc saying over and over again to anyone who would listen that Adam and Ronan are at least a little bit gay.

if you see a bad bitch in the churchyard tonight don't worry. that's my good and personal friend DICK gansey and he's about to have the world's worst meetcute

pynch is awesome because adam thinks of ronan as being a bad influence that corrupts his innocent straightlaced nature by getting him to act like a reckless teenage boy instead of being the model scholarship student. its not that there isnt any truth to it. ronan is practically defined by reckless behavior. but the stuff ronan talks adam into doing is like. getting into a shopping cart and rolling across the grocery store parking lot. or dragging each other behind the back of a car on a skateboard. and adam is like ronans dangerous hes a savage hes sharp like a knife hes a dark enigma i dont know why i go along with his antics (he does)....but when its adam convincing ronan to do something its "lets fabricate evidence of our latin teacher abusing and murdering little kids and stand outside in his yard and throw a bag of chopped up body parts at him to run him out of town" girl HUH? and ronan is like yeah i basically view adam as an object of worship. and youre like wait hold on you think of him like hes a saint? and ronans like no. hes going to hellll 😁🩷

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

adam has the worst luck in the world can you imagine for your whole life having undiagnosed ocd and right when you do start recognizing it within yourself BAM you find out youre also psychic so at least some of what you thought were obsessive thought spirals were actually just you intuiting things that are real. and now you just kind of have to wing it when it comes to differentiating psychic powers and the persistently knocking of mental illness. and one of the visions or intrusive thoughts you keep having is of you killing your best friend. and on top of that you dont even have 15 dollaaarrrrrs