JuiceGremlin

this is a book series that will have you rocking back and forth and ripping your hair out and bashing your skull into a wall but then you have to look someone directly in the eyes and say yeah it’s about a fake sport with fake drugs and also the yakuza is involved

puppy play but i’m some sort of endangered wolf who is sick and injured so a team of medical experts work around the clock to diagnose and fix me and they feed me an ideal diet and post photos of me on social media and everyone says “ooohhh awwwwwwww!!!!” and then i get released back to the wild because it’s the right thing to do and from then on i only occasionally show up on random trail cams and people say “yay!” and they leave me alone

Few things will ever be as ironic as Riko assigning Number 4 to Neil and talking about how in Japanese 4 also means death. Only for Neil to make a deal with his brother that costs Riko his life.

jean perfectly stripping dark box dye from neil’s hair and bringing it back to its natural red having done that precisely 0 times before and carrying it out with no help, no sleep, and only the lighting of a dark ass basement over the course of a single night is just proof that jean really can do absolutely anything that he puts his mind to

something something the inevitability of fate despite choosing a different path something something neil always ends up wearing a 03 jersey but now it says minyard instead of wesninski something something send tweet

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

A modern au where Declan crashes out because he spends years trying to keep Ronan from blowing their cover with his reckless behaviour only to find out Matthew is TikTok famous