chai machine broke

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever

ohmg

post's haunted.

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression