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Howl truly is the man of all time. Heâs a playboy. Heâs a malewife. He fell in love with a ninety year old woman. Heâs a rugby player. He smells like hyacinths. Heâs not a natural blond. When dying his hair went slightly wrong, he filled his home with slime. He has a PhD. Heâs a wizard. He found a way to another universe and he told absolutely nobody about it. He makes video games about the magical universe for his nephews. He canât play the guitar. He always takes a guitar with him when heâs trying to seduce a woman. Heâs a self-proclaimed coward. He got drunk to trick himself into doing something dangerous. He overcharges for his services to rich people. He undercharges for his services to poor people. A woman invaded his home and declared herself his cleaning lady and he just let her stay. He loves spiders. He lies about his surname to everyone, including royalty. The true spelling of his first name is Howell, but we donât find out until halfway through the book because the POV character thinks itâs spelled Howl. Heâs even Welsh.
The camera captured the light reflecting off the water droplets of the steam at the right angle to make Magical Corn đ˝
Aurora Cornealis.
Love the concept of scissors. Someone was like, âa knife is clumsy for this task, what if I used TWO knives?â and they were right.
Specifically, two knives strapped together. Which is even more unhinged.
Oh no the knives are definitely hinged, thatâs intrinsic to their function.
I think A Knight's Tale is the best movie I've ever seen.
Now, thematically, it's not an exceptional movie. It's good but not great, it's insightful but it's not particularly artistic or profound.
What it is is a story that knows exactly what it wants to be from the word go and accomplishes its goal flawlessly. It's the film version of watching of an old tradesman build a porch.
Historical accuracy is just, not a concern, because they don't care. The love interest is hot and she looks like a time traveler but what's important is that she is hot. The transcendent elements of a sporting event are Queen played at full volume and shirtless drunk dudes with face paint and beer bellies so the movie has that despite the fact that this is a jousting tournament not a football game. Jeffery Chaucer is a maniac MC with a gambling problem.
They are telling a story and we all kinda know the plot beats before it even starts, but they're doing the job well and everyone is happy to be there. No one is reinventing the wheel and you could easily throw the plot into any setting you choose, and that's the point. It's a well-told story and the fact that it's told well makes up for the fact that it's somewhat of a mediocre story.
We all know the craftsman is gonna make a porch, and the porch is gonna look like a porch and it will serve the purpose of a porch. but the dude knows what he's doing and it is a joy to watch
tbf I think the portrayal of Geoffrey Chaucer was the most historically accurate thing about that movie. He was a mad lad with quite a lot of time he couldn't account for.

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when I was very young my mother told me âtheyâre going to try and teach you that we came from monkeys but thatâs not true and you shouldnât listen to them because we were made from godâ and she was my mom and I was like 7, so I pretty much just went âokay, noted, anywayâ
anyway like 2 years later evolution comes up in class and one of my classmates goes âis this the we evolved from monkeys thing?â
and Iâm on Red Alert. this is what my mom told me about!
the teacher replies, âwell, we share a common ancestor, but we didnât evolve directly from apes. if you go back way before apes or people existed, youâll find a different third thing we both came from. we know this because of things like fossilsâ
and I was like whoo! dodged a bullet there, good thing my 4th grade science class isnât trying to teach us we came from monkeys and instead figured stuff out using fossils and taught us that instead :)
Instructions Unclear, Ended Up Believing In Evolution Anyway
like 90% of all riddles only work because we donât have the language to talk about them succinctly. is the ship of theseus still the ship of theseus if every piece of it has been replaced? well, its tribberly is intact but its quonk is gone. tribberly means the idea of something while quonk means the actual atoms that make it up, by the way. there riddle solved. âboohoo but you still havenât answered the question; does a shipâs quonk or its tribberly determine whether itâs the ship of theseus?â subjective. figure it out amongst yourselves. itâs literally simple itâs subjective it depends on who you ask thereâs nothing paradoxical here. âwhen a tree falls in the forest but nobody hears it, does it make a sound?â it makes a splornk but not a glibbitytoop. you absolute fuck
you ever feel like youâve made a post somehow capable of excreting a pheromone which puts ontological philosophy professors into musth
Boss you gotta turn off the post Wittgenstein is swarming.
listen Iâm so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like âbaegael did nothing wrong except all the murdersâ
There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny
Iâve seen this before but I still like it so much that I held my phone in front of my dog so she could see it.
The thing is. I would eat the grapes. I would eat the pomegranate seeds. I would eat the Turkish delights. It doesnât matter what the stakes are if you put a little plate of snacks out in front of me Iâll eat them.
If you sent me to an evil fantasy realm and told me that if I ate anything I would die a painful terrible death then set a charcuterie board down in front of me that would be it for me. Like it wouldnât even be like a torturous internal struggle to not eat the cheese. I wouldnât even need to be that hungry.

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This month Iâve decided to participate in an event called âOctober,â where for every day in October Iâm going to experience a day in October.
Hereâs the prompt list Iâm using in case anyone wants to join me in this challenge:
Next month Iâm thinking of trying out the âNo November Novemberâ challenge, where Iâll refrain from experiencing November for the whole month of November.
itâs so interesting when in-universe characters pick up a particular slang phrase or way of saying something from each other, especially in situations where the originator is unexpected. like as rem pointed out âmeat suitâ came from azazel, and itâs super weird that sam and dean adopted that phrasing considering where it came from. see also all the angels referring to their method of communication as âangel radioâ after dean winchester did it first. also interesting to point out in this category is that the first person who refers to lucifer âwearing sam to promâ is dean.Â
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â100 companies carbon blah blah Iâm gonna do whatever I wantâ is the new climate change denial.
In her book Fixation, Sandra Goldmark has a quote that I really admire. She talks about how the ultra wealthy and oil corps are primarily responsible for destroying the planet, so why bother doing anything for the environment?
âbecause not taking these actions -individually- is even more ludicrous; it denies each of us a place in the world. If our actions are part of the problem, then they must be part of the solution.â
She then quotes Jonathan Safran Foer:
âthe ways we live our lives, the actions we take and donât take, can feed the systemic problems, and they can also change them. Both macro and micro actions have power, and when it comes to mitigating our planetary destruction, it is unethical to dismiss either, or to proclaim that because the large cannot be achieved, the small should not be attempted.â
Ultimately itâs a matter of personal integrity; if you truly believe pollution and overconsumption arenât good things youâll want to keep your actions aligned with this belief to the extent that you can, reduce your contribution to these problems even if you know it has a negligible impact. âMy individual behaviour is a drop in the ocean so why should I bother trying to live in accordance with my deeply held valuesâ would be a weird mentality.
âMy life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops?â
- David Mitchell
did you ever consider becoming a literary writer rather than a fantasy writer? w
I don't think I ever wanted to be anything more than a storyteller and a writer. Other people can decide where the books get shelved.
@eurphrasieâ That felt rude. Since when is fantasy not literature?!
You know, It's kind of fitting that It was Sir Terry Pratchett himself who answered this question in an interview, just going to paste this up real fast:
O: Youâre quite a writer. Youâve a gift for language, youâre a deft hand at plotting, and your books seem to have an enormous amount of attention to detail put into them. Youâre so good you could write anything. Why write fantasy?
Pratchett: I had a decent lunch, and Iâm feeling quite amiable. Thatâs why youâre still alive. I think youâd have to explain to me why youâve asked that question.
O: Itâs a rather ghettoized genre.
P: This is true. I cannot speak for the US, where I merely sort of sell okay. But in the UK I think every bookâ I think Iâve done twenty in the seriesâ since the fourth book, every one has been one the top ten national bestsellers, either as hardcover or paperback, and quite often as both. Twelve or thirteen have been number one. Iâve done six juveniles, all of those have nevertheless crossed over to the adult bestseller list. On one occasion I had the adult best seller, the paperback best-seller in a different title, and a third book on the juvenile bestseller list. Now tell me again that this is a ghettoized genre.
O: Itâs certainly regarded as less than serious fiction.
P: (Sighs) Without a shadow of a doubt, the first fiction ever recounted was fantasy. Guys sitting around the campfireâ Was it you who wrote the review? I thought I recognized itâ Guys sitting around the campfire telling each other stories about the gods who made lightning, and stuff like that. They did not tell one another literary stories. They did not complain about difficulties of male menopause while being a junior lecturer on some midwestern college campus. Fantasy is without a shadow of a doubt the ur-literature, the spring from which all other literature has flown. Up to a few hundred years ago no one would have disagreed with this, because most stories were, in some sense, fantasy. Back in the middle ages, people wouldnât have thought twice about bringing in Death as a character who would have a role to play in the story. Echoes of this can be seen in Pilgrimâs Progress, for example, which hark back to a much earlier type of storytelling. The epic of Gilgamesh is one of the earliest works of literature, and by the standard we would apply nowâ a big muscular guys with swords and certain godlike connectionsâ Thatâs fantasy. The national literature of Finland, the Kalevala. Beowulf in England. I cannot pronounce Bahaghvad-Gita but the Indian one, you know what I mean. The national literature, the one that underpins everything else, is by the standards that we apply now, a work of fantasy.
Now I donât know what youâd consider the national literature of America, but if the words Moby Dick are inching their way towards this conversation, whatever else it was, it was also a work of fantasy. Fantasy is kind of a plasma in which other things can be carried. I donât think this is a ghetto. This is, fantasy is, almost a sea in which other genres swim. Now it may be that there has developed in the last couple of hundred years a subset of fantasy which merely uses a different icongraphy, and that is, if you like, the serious literature, the Booker Prize contender. Fantasy can be serious literature. Fantasy has often been serious literature. You have to fairly dense to think that Gulliverâs Travels is only a story about a guy having a real fun time among big people and little people and horses and stuff like that. What the book was about was something else. Fantasy can carry quite a serious burden, and so can humor. So what youâre saying is, strip away the trolls and the dwarves and things and put everyone into modern dress, get them to agonize a bit, mention Virginia Woolf a few times, and there! Hey! Iâve got a serious novel. But you donât actually have to do that.
(Pauses) That was a bloody good answer, though I say it myself.
Have to say I agree with the man.

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âItâs rather chilling to consider that one of the most indelible images in the Star Wars saga is its heroine silenced, stripped down, and in chains. I know a lot of men have positive feelings about this particular costume â in fact thereâs an entire episode of the popular sitcom Friends thatâs devoted to it â which is why itâs kind of hilariously ironic that Han Solo was blind during these scenes. That is, the one man who is romantically attached to Leia is the one man who never saw her in the golden bikini. Which means Han Solo is more attracted to a mouthy space age shield maiden than he is to a tight female body on display. In fact, if I could be so bold, I would suggest that Han Solo would be more turned on hearing about how Leia strangled Jabba the Hutt to death â using nothing but the chain that enslaved her â than he would be hearing about how his sworn enemy turned the woman he loved into a tawdry plaything.â
â HAN SOLO: WAS THE âSTAR WARSâ HERO A NOT-SO-SECRET FEMINIST? (via laurenbacal)
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