Merely Merel

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels