Slipping the trap

due to popular demand you can now stream the Slur Song for free without Spotify, using my new streaming service slurify.co

op's tags: tfw you know there’s an age gap on one of your relationships but you can’t agree on whose and which direction it goes, Shang Qinghua is the same age as Mobei-Jun and 30 years older, Shen Qingqiu is 40 years older than Luo Binghe but also 5 years younger and the same age and six years older, sqh: I will pay you to call LBH gege, SQQ: bro you are broke, later on after an argument with Binghe, SQQ: that’s enough gege!, *older man kink revoked!*, LBH just blue screens, I had too many thoughts about this can you tell

#okay okay so I am not watching this (yet) but I keep seeing the gifsets and...#the razor blade thing...#I am seeing multiple gifsets of him with razor blade(s) in his mouth and spitting them out at people in like... some form of ranged attack?#am I understanding correctly that this mfer just routinely goes around with razor blades in his mouth so he can spit one out when needed?#like... he hasn't put one in there for a specific occasion/reason where he might need it?#he just... has them in there at any given moment?

*nods sagely* I, too, have found that training the tongue and mouth muscles, especially when it comes to sucking in air and making the mouth into a kind of vacuum, is an important skill in multiple contexts in life