blessed be the curves

I hope you think of me when you masturbate

at the bar on friday i was asked how i got my partner to agree to me shaving my head because this girl’s boyfriend wouldn’t “let her” have a pixie cut……like…..babygirl he worships me like i’m his literal god and you should dump your loser boyfriend if he doesn’t do the same 🤷🏻

i think people see me next to him and assume i’m this helpless little girl, and to be fair i do like playing that role for him, but i am very much the one making the decisions in this relationship lmao

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation