Hello! Moderately important general pinned post stuff here!
My main tags are:
#this is a joke
To indicate that what I'm saying is sheer bullshit, I hate being taken seriously on things that are in no way serious. This is to avoid confusion and headaches.
#this is not a joke
On the rare occasion I am actually being serious I may use this so you know I actually mean what I say.
#Nsft
(Not Safe For Tumblr) basically nsfw
#kinda nsft
There might be a boob or some underwear. Also used for discussions that involve heavy amounts of sex and/or violence.
#tw X, Y, or Z
A trigger warning, go into settings if you want to block a particular tag so you see it less
#polls
I post a lot of polls for no goddamn reason, if you wanna press a lot of buttons search this tag.
I do not mind asks, reblogs or mentions! If you have serious questions I'll try to answer seriously, if you have silly questions I will answer sillily (I don't think that’s an actual word but whatever)
Feel free to block me! There is no shame in trying to get me to shut up!
Feel free to follow me! There is not too much shame in finding me amusing! (This is a joke)
If you actually read this entire post then congratulations! Have a crab 🦀 if that isn't enough reward for you then I recommend you learn to better appreciate crabs and begin to understand that carcinization comes for us all in the end.





















