Invisible Pretty Birdies Singing in the Dark

The cat very much thinks this is a fun game with the human!

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

if he was still alive I know in my heart that Terry Pratchett would have done a bit about Igors and Igorinas doing gender confirmation surgery by now. going into a lab full of bubbling vials and picking out a penis from a tank the way you pick a lobster. that one, please. you gotta be careful though because they'll really try to upsell you into getting two or three installed. people going to the clinic as pairs and just having parts swapped out for a discounted rate. maybe you actually just trade brains, that's even easier. Igorth have already been doing that thurgery for thenturieth.

#[a loud crash is heard from the lab] #[another igor runs past with a giant butterfly net. stopping briefly at the door to shriek 'THE VULVATHS''] (via @the-wave-finally-broke)

It turns out to be a brilliant feat of advertisement, as the people too shy or uncertain to go visit Igor rightaway effectively get a chance to discretely window-shop in public.

Look, it got longer.

So did Free Willy.

CHOMP!!!!!!

Just discovered the queue, this thing is amazing

I love how everyone silently agreed to queue this and it's only now crawling out of the processing vortex. Tumblr posters love being contrary so much

I think having the main theme of your movie being that bravery does not nessicarily mean willingness to subject yourself to pain and fear but rather rising to the challenge once you’re already in that situation is such an important message given our circumstances right now

i love how bugs bunny is totally calm as long as everyone leaves him alone but as soon as someone bothers him he’s like “ok. now i have to kill him”

Bugs Bunny’s defining trait is that he never starts shit but ALWAYS finishes it

“Of course you realize this means war.”

One of the many reasons Bugs Bunny is a trickster god, with all the morals thereof

kinda heartbreaking to me that moist REPEATEDLY says he likes the kind of people who are everything he isn't. like. the fact that he's been running away from himself, truly himself, for so long that when it catches up to him, he can't help but despite it. and admire and actively LIKE the people who are everything he isn't and it just points to a self hatred and derealization so strong that its self destructive too. he'll never be those people and he'll always either feel guilty in their presence or simply just full of emotion he doesn't know how to deal with. he even says in the beginning of going postal that he LOVES honest people, loves when they shake his hand and look into his eyes to find out who he is, bc he has a whole rack of selves he can offer them. and that's the thing, isn't it. he doesn't show his real self to anyone till going postal and even then the only one he offers it to WILLINGLY is adora. until going postal he doesn't think himself capable of having a 'real' self. how gut wrenching that is. like yeah yeah he was a conman that was the whole POINT but he spent his life hiding behind layers and layers of mask and the fact that he LIKES honest people instead of despising them. god.

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