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the 100+ unfinished games in my steam library vs my 20 year old game i have played through 2387462387 times

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

Humans are one of the best vocal mimics on the planet, and second-best of all simians, coming second only to hobbits. One of those little shits can perfectly mimic the sound of your fridge having a spontaneous catastrophic breakdown, and no amount of close personal inspection will fully reassure you that it isn't actually broken. And then you get back to the living room and that fur-footed little cunt is sitting right there on your couch, in your spot.

are we talking, like, tolkien hobbits, or is there a noise-mimicing mammalian species called hobbit that i've been unaware of? /gen

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

on my “just because it’s children’s media doesn’t mean it should be automatically held to a lesser standard” shit again

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

when ralsei comes out as trans all of the people who refuse to gender kris correctly will suddenly have a really easy time using they/them for someone