It's Joke

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

That is a great point. Especially if you time travel to a period of Big Historical Events, when everybody's looking a little wild about the eyes.

In the same vein:

i drew them

Do employers know that employees are actually reusable if you let them rest? Like if you don't use them up completely all at once, and give them time to rest and recover before the next work day, they just kinda grow back? That's how they used to do it back in the day, you could hire five people to do five people's workload, and then keep the same five people for 40 years without issue, instead of having 2-3 people doing five people's work and have to constantly keep looking for replacements since you keep running them to the ground, completely using up like 10-20 employees per year.

“Got a neutralized assassin in gate 17.”