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Cooking your produce is a way to protect yourself from cyclospora fyi

new evidence shows dogs have "intuitive mastery of the bessemer steelmaking process", backing up centuries of anecdotes by blacksmiths in which a dog would whine and bark in distress when pig iron was heated without sufficient access to air in their presence. "It's possible Bessemer or others who claimed to have invented the process were inspired by the behavior of dogs, or that dogs communicated the details of this vital industrial process to them by unknown means", paper concludes

i am looking at you, patient advocacy and information groups for chronic illnesses

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

Everyone considers Undertale to be like Homestuck's child in a way (Bc Toby Fox got his break on Homestucks soundtrack) But nobody does the same with UNBEATABLE which is largely by RJ Lake who also did a lot of Homestuck's soundtrack

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

hop drink…………

You can only click this in moderation.

ah; okay…… how many clicks then ?

1000 for all your life. On the thousand-and-first click you lose the human form

in 2018, you can click it all you like, no consequences–that’s my philosophy

You’re going to turn into something

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

interesting hypothesis! i have a question,

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Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

groping around for my vape in the dark and I brush up against the tilt rod fuse of the Type 84 anti-tank mine I keep in the bed, killing myself and my wife instantly

a telling signal of the rate of inflation has been “DON’T YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR 30 DOLLAR HAIRCUT” going from insulting an overpriced fancy boy bob to insulting a cheap ass trim

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

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