Actual Trash

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??

happy 5 years to son boy allowed

Me, literally every year: I wonder if my good friend Jonathan Harker has escaped his time loop yet. Jonathan, literally every year: Left Munich at 8:35 P. M Me: JONATHAN NO!!!

Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time

BOOS YOU VERY LOUDLY OFF THE STAGE

ID: A tiktok of a person saying "What's a word you pronounced incorrectly one time and it still haunts you to this day?" Justin Timberlake stitched the video and replied "Umm, me."

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”