possessed by an egg

maybe this is not my place to say because I am monolingual, and I'm sure it's part of a larger, more nuanced discussion about visibility and accessibility on the internet, but I think it'd be cool if people posted in their native languages more instead of in english. I see people do it way more on other platforms than on tumblr which is almost exclusively in english

"Hey did you know Lex Luthor baby trapped Superman? Did you know they have a biological child? Did you know-" SHUT UPPP!!! WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT MY BOY KON??? Did YOU know that the original- the ORIGINAL story was that when Superman ☠️ DIED ☠️ a research lab called CADMUS stole his BODY to clone their OWN Superman but because he's invulnerable they couldn't get a 🧬 DNA SAMPLE 🧬 so they used genes from the lab's research director PAUL WESTFIELD as a base, then modified his sample genome so the clone would LOOK LIKE Superman and gave it the appearance of having his powers by giving him TACTILE TELEKINESIS based on Superman's invulnerability field (because it was outside the body they could scan and replicate it), which would allow him to telekinetically affect ANYTHING he was 🫳TOUCHING 🫳 This gave him the ability to FLY, super strength and invulnerability on top of other applications of his powers (such as telekinetically dismantling a bomb he was touching). He was meant to be developed into adulthood but was freed by the CLONE SONS of the CADMUS scientists BEFORE he fully developed, meaning he popped out at roughly 15 YEARS OLD and got called SUPERBOY. Lex didn't even KNOW HE EXISTED until he debuted on TV and he was MAD he didn't have in on the cloning shit. That's CANON if you actually 📖 READ 📖 the Death of Superman, but GEOFF JOHNS must have been reading with his EYES CLOSED because he wrote in a theory that Kon was actually "the clone of Lex Luthor and Superman" that was published and 🚫 DISMISSED 🚫 in the Superboy letters column because it was RIDICULOUS but then he got employed at DC and ten- TEN YEARS later in literally his FIRST issue writing Kon he made his NO MEDIA LITERACY. FAN THEORY. canon and used THAT for shitty eugenics "but that means Kon has 👹 EVIL GENES 👹 from Lex Luthor what if that means he'll turn evil???" CHEAP ANGST STORYLINES and took away his COOL PUNK FIT and made him look like an ARMY BRAT LOSER.

Now that RTD is gone I think Ncuti should get a do over season

and in the end they did it, they finally sacked russell t davies, christopher eccleston thy will be done

This has made my day

ID: The Peggle 2 E3 announcement gif showing the presenter overexcitedly jumping in the air while announcing the game.

ID: A comics panel of Cassandra Cain as Batgirl confronting Deathstroke. Her speech bubble is edited to say "u look like a divorcee". End ID

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

Ten Years Of Ppl Who Celebrate Fictional Character Birthdays Are Annoying Pass It On