Dr. Mel King enthusiast

i fear that some of you take yourselves far too seriously for adults who log into tumblr every day

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

out here trying to offset the insane amount of tswift lyrics in kingdon fandom by pulling my fic titles from such relevant artists as paul simon, indigo girls, and e.e. cummings

Mel is so lonely and I don’t even have a shippy spin to this post I just got sad thinking about it