Benjji

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

Item: bayonet violin with scope for precision ranged spells

just pirated my ethics textbook. was this wrong of me? who’s to say. i’ll find out soon enough

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I never liked him, not even when he was just some guy with a big ugly building and a book deal.

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.