Benjji

just pirated my ethics textbook. was this wrong of me? who’s to say. i’ll find out soon enough

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I never liked him, not even when he was just some guy with a big ugly building and a book deal.

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

sorry about me. or youre welcome. depending