Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
if i look back, i am lost
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$LAYYYTER
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just casually leaving this here for no particular reason
Holy shit, though, this was such a big deal because no one thought they could do that.
Like, everyone thought "Sesame Street is for kids" would imply "Sesame Street wouldn't really talk about death". And then they looked at this, and said "no, Sesame Street is for kids, we must talk about death", and they did so with dignity and grace.
Fucking amazing.
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it sucks that the overwhelming majority of medical messaging around salt/sodium is "evil poisonous substance that you're definitely already eating way too much of," because like. you do still need it. (trust me, as a POTS-haver, I've had to completely rewire my own brain about salt.) and you need more salt when the entire northern hemisphere is hot enough to fry an egg on. ever tried sucking down the recommended 64oz of hydration per day entirely as water, only to find you're peeing constantly without any of the purported benefits of being "hydrated"? assuming you don't have another medical condition that causes frequent urination, your body probably needed more salt/electrolytes to be able to hold onto that water and make use of it. if there was ever a time to keep a sports drink/pedialyte/etc within constant reach, it's when the heat index is 110°F/43°C.
All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
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made a post about how I'm relieved and excited to be alive in 2026 and how I'm glad I exist in a time where music and education and communication are so expansive and accessible and said post wasn't even up for a single hour before someone started declaring that actually there are evil revolting breaches of human rights happening right now. not even an hour
im so mad i cant find it anymore but heres my recreation
this is kind of beautiful. I reckon we should all fabricate tweets from faint half-remembrances and letter them by hand instead of using screenshots
On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today
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Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. Itâs a win win situation
They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.
tbh a lot of my advice boils down to âhey you know that terrible horrible looming thing youâre doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your lifeâ
âjust, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.â
i needed this as a background
how am I already too hot itâs 10am and I havenât even left my house
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was thinking about how the concept of god is usually characterized as male (thanks patriarchy) and i came up with a question: in christian theology,
does "God" have a penis?
surely the catholic church made some sort of ruling on this
stop derailing with Jesus's foreskin, this post is about God's genitals ONLY
Hi, Catholic hereâthe only part of the holy trinity with a human body is the Son (Jesus) so yes, but also God the Father doesnât have a human body so no, but the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are all the same being as well so yes, but all humans including women are created in the image of God so hypothetically He has everything else too. Hope this helps.
thank you it did not!
One of my absolute favorite professors, Dr. Tupper (a tiny, elderly, white, deeply Southern Baptist man from Mississippi who spoke with a THICK accent), from my Masters of Divinity program taught about the genderless-ness of God by scrawling a MASSIVE set of male genitalia on the white board and then tapping it enthusiastically while yelling: "GOD DOES NOT HAVE A PENIS!"
This feels like something i should tag @apocrypals
To the ancient Israelites, God absolutely did have a penis
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Does God have a penis now? Evidence points to no. So the question rises: who performed Godâs bottom surgery
snoopy of the day
did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesnât technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY
NEWBORN TAXIDERMY
your move, Hemingway
I think the aversion in our society to coming up w/ utilitarian answers to ethical questions (my favorite hobby) has caused us to cede way too much ground to the assholes of the world in the vein of "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb," as Dark Helmet put it. Like.
Laypeople (and also a concerning number of scientists) have often got the idea that unethical human experimentation is some sort of ultra-effective super science that would fix all the disease and discover all of the medicine and we only don't do it because it isn't nice (see: every science fiction show ever). No! Jumping straight from abstract theory to human trials is a terrible way to do science. It produces incoherent results and useless observations and nonsensical conclusions. We have pages and pages of historical precedent demonstrating this.
And lots of people have got the idea that totalitarianism is some sort of magic super-government that does all the government stuff really effectively abd efficiently and we only don't do it because it isn't nice. No!!!! "Let's put one idiot in charge and do whatever dumb shit they say" is the worst way to organize any project at all, let alone an economy and a political machine. Fascist regimes are models of corruption, waste, and inefficiency.
And so on
mengela discovered nothing. 731 discovered nothing. Residential school trials discovered nothing. Unethical medical trials are just cruelty by mediocre people. None of the doctors in these unethical trials were outstanding students or notable doctors. We dont need science fiction we just need history and honesty.
In addition to its being niceys, ethics is a form of rigor. Someone who disregards ethics is (1) Doing It Wrong and (2) just as likely to disregard any other forms of rigor they decide they don't like.
The current president had a chat with an AI-powered projection of the 26th president.
President Donald Trump on Wednesday made a claim that lit up social media, given how unlikely it seemed.Â
Except this one was â sort of â true.Â
Trump bragged that he had a conversation with President Teddy Roosevelt, which seemed unlikely given that the 26th president died in 1919 and Trump wasn't even born until 1946.Â
But earlier in the day, Trump visited the Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library in North Dakota, which is opening this weekend and features an interactive AI projection of the former president.
And, he had a chat with the Roose-bot:Â
This pants-shitting lunatic has control over a countries nuclear weapons
If that thought gives you an all consuming sense of dread, do not worry
Especially egregious when you consider Teddy rooted out corruption in the NYPD and was a trust-buster. The real one would beat the shit out of the Orange Fucker with his bare hands.
... Even odds he didn't know it was a simulation.
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I hate it when youâre reading smut and you canât figure out what position theyâre in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
YâALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughterâs first birthday next week, Iâm sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
God, I love this accursed website.
Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!
Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now
Happy July 2nd, 2025; sheâs 8 now (5am for me)
Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 𤣠this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when sheâs older lol
Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)
Itâs July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! Iâve shown her (most of) the comments and she says âthank u internet đđâ
the girl who wonât grow up
seeing all the leaked screencaps of the aged up gaang got me thinking about yue </3
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
I love this illustration of Yue so much. She looks so young, yet so resigned to her fate. She's practically drowning in that giant parka.
