Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: Iâm not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there
I em Slavic, and this is 90% trueÂ
however, you got one thing wrongÂ
Only snobs, hipsters, and fratboys drink foreign brandsÂ
Nonono this is a good cola. Itâs the party cola. This is the cola you drink and enjoy. Coca cola is the cola you have stored in your home for months in case someone gets sick, thatâs its only use. The scientific explanation (the scientist is my mother) is that american Coca Cola has more evil chemicals, therefore it vibe checks the evil out of your stomach.
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