Ship ALL the Things

I was so taken by the image of 20-30 pebbles activating in unison that I had to draw it immediately

and most of the time it's fine. shane's bedtime is 7:30 pm because he is so itty bitty, but yuna and david have always just gone to their room after that so bb just assumed they were also following The Time To Sleep rules.

which is all well and good until nana is visiting while staying with her sister, it's 7:40 pm, and she is just cooing and delighted at bb shane just repeating "night NIGHT" over and over from the doorway to the living room because she is not understanding that this is not him being cute and saying goodnight.

Shane and Hayden: *They get super concerned and get outside fast af because Ilya was showing off his Porsche to the kids, they immediately head out to see what happened*

Ilya: *Is stuck inside this thing*

Shane and Hayden: *They get super concerned and get outside fast af because Ilya was showing off his Porsche to the kids, they immediately head out to see what happened*

Ilya: *Is stuck inside this thing*

Ilya hosts and Cliff is in charge of snacks. One memorable occasion saw him being an entire Costco pizza - a revalation, but not to be repeated because Roz burnt the top of his mouth to shit trying to eat it too fast.

They wear unintentionally coordinated outfits - Ilya usually in his Rick Owens and a baggy muscle tank that’s more hole than cloth, and Cliff in Champion sweatpants, funnily enough he’s usually the one who’s shirtless.

Sometimes they’ll try a new show but mostly they rewatch their comfort shows. Their favorites are:

comedies (Parks and Rec, Modern Family, they tried 30Rock but after a while the jokes start to go over their sweet little stoney baloney heads)

procedurals (SVU bc they’re obsessed with Mariska Hargitay and Bones bc the dynamic of the characters is like a big happy family and that is appealing to them for different reasons)

and reality tv (basically any bravo show. They tried Grand Designs once in December of 2016 and Ilya started silently weeping? So Marly quickly put on the christening fight episode of RHONJ)

Nature documentaries (the introduction of 4k tvs to the market really melted their brains. Ilya briefly considered returning the tv after Marly almost broke it the first time. In his defense the snow leopard did look real enough to pet.)

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.