filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

Sorry you almost had to entertain the idea that people like me exist, I'm sure that was very painful for you.

This post has officially reached the "Let people enjoy things" crowd so I'm just going to come right and say it: Do I or do I not also count as a people.

hello allo person in a fandom. let’s play a game. in front of you are two characters. your challenge is to okay and you’ve already started shipping them. well the crusher machine is going to activate now goodbye.

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

"hogwash" still one of the best words ever. this shit is so unbelievable its pig water

I think we should skip the flirting and go straight to psychological codependence.

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste