Please clap.

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

Touching grass is not enough; I need to travel far over the misty mountains cold.

It’s the day!!

Happy… [squints] Winterfilth, everybody

sometimes i get richard siken and richard scarry confused in my head which has made for a few interesting literary conversations

really wish I too was waking up in the house of elrond at ten o'clock in the morning on october the 24th. if you want to know

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn't help

Thank u for this contribution

There was a massive shift in how our culture understood morality when, after World War II, the general public realized “just following orders” was not an excuse for crimes against humanity. Now we need another moral shift in which we decide, as a culture, that “for the benefit of the stockholders” is not an excuse for anything.

We kind of need to relearn the “just following orders” part again

It’s hard to watch other people live out your dreams

@xiaq costumed flight someday, perhaps?

Oh I LOVE this.

Looks thru a glory hole n sees a lovely meadow

im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

@blinded-by-love

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

I like how you think.

enough. to the Box with you

important distinction that often fails to get mentioned is that jojos jesus is actually mormon jesus

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified