Ramblings of a Grown Fangirl

They only fix the spider-murder part when they leave and take the party elves with them. And then it's just Normal Forest and who wants to live in a Normal Forest when you know it used to have party elves?

i know i know but i gotta hook them on SOMETHING and the hallucinogenic river wasn't cutting it

☝️depends on when you get dropped into middle earth. there's almost 200 years between smaug's destruction of erebor and his death. and several millennia before any of that.

Still, Shire is the best. They do have ponies in the Shire and you can train them to pull carts.

i knowww and my mom would probably enjoy the shire best. some people do not want to run the risk being eaten by giant arachnids and i respect that 😔

I’ll take living in the Spider Murder Forest. Hanging with the Party Elves seems like a pretty good time to me.