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AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

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Get tired of this
Tonic isn't in my dad's room. He was seen in the livingroom and is upset about not being in his space, but hiding. Gin is upset he isn't around
This is making me mad turbo pissy and he's throwing boxes around while looking for Tonic to try and get him back to a comfortable space
This is making my mom upset
...which means it falls to me to fix this, because fuck me ever getting a break from those two
Tonic isn't behind the couch anymore, I don't know where he is now, so I'm gonna have to get back to my search now I've cooled off in my room a little
Like yeah dad, I want to find Tonic very badly too, but can you not throw little temper tantrums constantly, and mom can stuff not be about you for 5 minutes?
I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.
Or even like... Cannon warfare.
Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.
Redraw of Spheal for @poketcg-art redraw event! Thanks for the participation!
is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

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concept: instead of âtime traveller from the past is unimpressed by the presentâ itâs âtime traveller from the past loves things we donât like about modern societyâ like they think pollution is badass or something
medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell
I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.
Sound is VERY important.
im always saying this
Well I'm trying to sleep, but some brain trusts are setting off fireworks
Hey dipshits, you're 3 days too late. Now fuck off and let me got to bed

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for all the complaining ppl do about online ads i almost never see anyone put the blame on whos actually responsible: google. the vast majority of ads uve ever seen on the internet went thru the ads by google service
all the blatantly pornographic ads on tumblr were provided by google. all the ads for scam mobile games w ai-generated footage that looks absolutely nothing like anything ingame were provided by google. all the ads for social security scams on the weather app that i cant uninstall from my phone were provided by google
in other words, google does advertising for identity thieves and fraudsters in exchange for a cut of the stolen money. it isnt exaggerating to say that google is the linchpin of an entire industry of cybercrime that wouldnt exist if they were expected to moderate the ads they approve like any other advertising service does. billboard companies and tv stations dont get to profit from running ads for scams, why does google get a pass?
if google wanted to they could report these scammers and have them taken down, or at the very least stop putting their scams on every app on ur phone, and the entire internet would be much safer. but why would they do that when theyre raking in so much money from ur grandmas stolen credit cards?
Ugh... fucking tree
I mean when I finish it, I'll have one of the hardest things in the base taken care of, and it'll open up so many places I can work (because I need to know where the roots go before I can lay a lot of stuff around the top of the mountain out... but trees are fucking hard
I'm just trying to tease out the shape of the roots, I haven't even gotten to the trunk yet, which I know will be even harder... and the branches and leaves will just be... awful
I mean there's a reason I transcribed Leaf by Niggle onto the server
...when I finish the tree, that'll be perhaps the most difficult task done when it comes to finishing the base
I just worry I'm not good enough to pull it off... I mean I'll keep working on it till I do, because I have no choice, but I worry I won't and the base just won't ever be done
I want to share how my drawing skills have developed thanks to composition lessons
So when I say I want to make a big tree on top of the mountain, what I mean is I'm looking at this root and mostly liking the shape... but wondering if it's even big enough

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"They put stuff in cigarettes to make them really addictive," yeah it's the nicotine.
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A ship â a magnificent ship â full of gay men. And me.
I am furious, but I am sailing.