Ace in Your Face

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

Danny self-sabotaged his relationships on purpose because he thought he was protecting everyone that way.

Danny defeated Pariah Dark mostly on his own mid way through his Sophmore(2nd) year of highschool, and after that the other ghosts started to leave him alone, because he essentially became top of the food chain and few ghosts want to mess with him now.

He spends the rest of his Sophmore year repairing his grades, and while some ghosts still bother him, he only really deals with like two ghosts a month. So, Danny starts his Junior year of Highschool caught up, but lonely and bored. To kill time, Danny teaches himself how to play the guitar using the internet, and starts writing songs.

A lot of Danny's songs are just ways to vent his feelings and regrets over his ruined relationships, and his struggles having to face the ghosts alone. However, because he uses very vague language in his songs, they sound like songs about struggling with mental health, and depression(think Citizen Soldier level stuff).

With Danny's improving grades, Mr. Lancer let's Danny spend his lunches in the music room. One day as Danny is singing one of his, admittedly darker, songs, one of the A-Listers film him and posts it to the school page as a way to "humiliate" him. It kind of has the opposite effect as everyone is now worried for him.

Like writing "Partners in Crime"[Set it Off] for Kitty and Johnny 13, or "GOSSIP"[Måneskin] for Ember. I feel like he'd also write songs for Clockwork, Pandora, Frostbite, maybe even Skulker, though what songs I'm not sure.

Clockwork could be "No Longer You" from epic the musical (where he talks about how depressing knowing the future it, even if its only in fragments or one possible future) or "Hourglass" by set it off (where he talks about the time travel shenanigans he goes on)

Frostbite could be "voices in my head" by liel bar-z (its his therapy session)

Ember "Dancing Through the Flames" by the glimmers

Another song for Danny could be "Harder to Breath" cover by letdown

"Nerdy prudes must die" would be a kinda good for Sidney Poindexter.

I feel like "be careful what you wish for" by Jack Harris can go for Desiree or Penelope Specter.

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could legitimately do so.

Jazz: Our family owes Alfred Pennyworth a blood debt and this is how he wants it paid back. Its just for two years.

Dan: Wait the old man invoked one of the strongest forms of payment of the Other World from our Dad to get a free gardener, maid, cook and-what exactly do you do?

Dani: ugh, my assignment paper says "assistant".

Jazz: Assistant what?

Dani: Just....Assistant.

Dan: Right, so we got Maid Jazz, Cook Dan, Gardener Danny and Assistant Dani as live in staff at Wayne Manor for two years all because some British Spy saved Dad's father nearly two decades ago from Dark Magical Forces and now we have to pay it off otherwise Dad's soul gets taken as the new holder of the blood debt after Grandpa's death. Is that right?

Jazz: Yeah that sums it up pretty well. Hey check the map, do I turn here?

Dan: No, its the next exit. We should be able to see the manor soon.

Dani: Thank Clockwork. We've been in this car for ages.

Danny: Before we get there, I want to remind everyone that-

Dan/Jazz/Dani: that we can not interact with the Waynes beyond our job requirements. We are not there to get the attention of even more fruit loops. Be professional at all times. We know you've said it like twenty times in the past hour.

Danny: Stop mocking my warnings. This is serious! You know the rumors around the Waynes- what if one of them seduces you? I will NOT have a billionaire creep as a in-law!

Jazz: Danny relax, no matter what, we Fentons know how to be- By the Ancients!

Danny: What!? What's wrong!? I cant see from the backseat. Why did everyone put thier luggage around me?!

Dan: Damn.....those Waynes are hot.

Danny: No!

Dani: Like REALLY hot

Danny: Stop it!

Jazz: I call dibs on the one cleaning the motorcycle

Dan: I'll take the girl practicing dance. Is she a ballerina? Huba huba.

Dani: The boy paiting-

Danny: NO. NO DIBS. NO LUSTING. NO MARRIAGE TO THE WAYNES!

Jazz: You can't stop-

Danny: I forbidden you from dating a Wayne as your King.

Dan: You invoke your throne against us!?

Danny: Yes.

Dani: Screw you, I hate how it works. FINE. I won't date my boss.

Jazz: I'll break this hold you have on my soul someday, Ghost King. Until then I will also not date my boss.

Dan: ...

Danny: Dan

Dan: Ugh. Okay, loser, I wont.

The other Fenton siblings would be so annoyed that they can't really say anything about it because, according to danny, "steph isn't a fruitloop, she just happens to hang out with fruitloops; she's fruitloop-adjacent at best"

And we don't hold fruitloop-adjacents against them unless they are dicks themselves, 'cause Danny HAS been friends with Sam for ages even if he didn't know she was rich. And their parents are/were friends with Vlad. And Valerie was allied with/working for Vlad until she found out his dickishness enough to sever that.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

TOMMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

Jazz: Our family owes Alfred Pennyworth a blood debt and this is how he wants it paid back. Its just for two years.

Dan: Wait the old man invoked one of the strongest forms of payment of the Other World from our Dad to get a free gardener, maid, cook and-what exactly do you do?

Dani: ugh, my assignment paper says "assistant".

Jazz: Assistant what?

Dani: Just....Assistant.

Dan: Right, so we got Maid Jazz, Cook Dan, Gardener Danny and Assistant Dani as live in staff at Wayne Manor for two years all because some British Spy saved Dad's father nearly two decades ago from Dark Magical Forces and now we have to pay it off otherwise Dad's soul gets taken as the new holder of the blood debt after Grandpa's death. Is that right?

Jazz: Yeah that sums it up pretty well. Hey check the map, do I turn here?

Dan: No, its the next exit. We should be able to see the manor soon.

Dani: Thank Clockwork. We've been in this car for ages.

Danny: Before we get there, I want to remind everyone that-

Dan/Jazz/Dani: that we can not interact with the Waynes beyond our job requirements. We are not there to get the attention of even more fruit loops. Be professional at all times. We know you've said it like twenty times in the past hour.

Danny: Stop mocking my warnings. This is serious! You know the rumors around the Waynes- what if one of them seduces you? I will NOT have a billionaire creep as a in-law!

Jazz: Danny relax, no matter what, we Fentons know how to be- By the Ancients!

Danny: What!? What's wrong!? I cant see from the backseat. Why did everyone put thier luggage around me?!

Dan: Damn.....those Waynes are hot.

Danny: No!

Dani: Like REALLY hot

Danny: Stop it!

Jazz: I call dibs on the one cleaning the motorcycle

Dan: I'll take the girl practicing dance. Is she a ballerina? Huba huba.

Dani: The boy paiting-

Danny: NO. NO DIBS. NO LUSTING. NO MARRIAGE TO THE WAYNES!

Jazz: You can't stop-

Danny: I forbidden you from dating a Wayne as your King.

Dan: You invoke your throne against us!?

Danny: Yes.

Dani: Screw you, I hate how it works. FINE. I won't date my boss.

Jazz: I'll break this hold you have on my soul someday, Ghost King. Until then I will also not date my boss.

Dan: ...

Danny: Dan

Dan: Ugh. Okay, loser, I wont.

The other Fenton siblings would be so annoyed that they can't really say anything about it because, according to danny, "steph isn't a fruitloop, she just happens to hang out with fruitloops; she's fruitloop-adjacent at best"

The Batfam missed the passing of the Anti-Ecto Control Acts because they regularly pull ridiculous 20+ hour crime fighting shifts while also maintaining their civilian lives. The only reason they haven’t dropped dead from sleep deprivation is because they’re also liminal.

The Joker, on the other hand, has the opportunity to check the news while he’s in Arkham Asylum. He reads about the AECA and he’s like “whomst the fuck???” He’s pretty sure he qualifies as an ecto-entity. Holy shit, is this Batman’s way of trying to kill him legally??? Did Batman just go fucking nuclear???

Joker maybe hears about the Ghost Investigation Ward coming to Arkham Asylum to scan the inmates for ecto contamination. He steps up his plans to escape and at this point he’s not even interested in his rivalry with the Bat because he’s too busy tracking down the GIW headquarters. He skips town and heads to Illinois to bomb the shit out of them. It’s self defense!

He finds Danny getting vivisected while he’s planting the bombs.

"Mista J, tell me you didn't kidnap a birdie again."

"No, this one was entirely unclaimed! Not even bird-themed. Also, I had no say in the matter. Now, be a dear and pry him off me. His blood is eating through my good suit."

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

2) It was super awesome!