Sufferin’ Spooks

Everyone talks about how Laurance, Garroth, even Dante were butchered to make Aaron look like the better love interest, but no one talks about how Lily (Aaron's wife in mcd) was butchered to make Aphmau look like the better love interest for Aaron...

what doesn’t kill you makes you update your resume and open linkedin #capitalism

It's such a fucking shame that everyone hates Zeus because they took the myths too literally because a God King of hospitality, foreigners and the protector of immigrants would be SUCH a good guy to be calling on right now. I literally cannot think of a better god to call on for current political issues but suuure enjoy sitting on your mythic literalism high horse guys

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

this IS how i found out. what

nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

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Mystreet au where Melissa is the ultima or something j don't actually care about that I just thought of ultima!Melissa x Aphmau and yuried out a bit