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#figuring might as well slap this up here while i still get settled into dis blog #if youve found me hi! welcome to the new blog #i think ill be happier existing over here #i think ill have a reblog spam acc........ i think. if not well its goin here teehee #still figuring out how i wanna do this blog #edit 12/11/24: haha.... 'temp pinned' who am i kidding #also i just wanna mention that i am the freak in your dni. dont follow me if you dont like that. i draw fluff a lot but i am very much the #freak #thanks

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yo Any absolute superman fans got any pics of kal on hand. i miss him and cant read my physical comic rn :( kal come home

sol-el

Tossing my hat in the ring. He is so tortured

#marvelous additions #dude holy shiiit that second one. Girlllll #THE FIRST ONE … CLOSE THOSE LEGS #his sad wet cat energy has enraptured me

abs bruce wayne bend over abs kal-el please. just over the nearest surface. live could be a dream life could be a dreaam

#critical . txt #maybe i should… draw that #I havent drawn in a couple days cus i been traveling #Im so tired bruh

astronnova

yo Any absolute superman fans got any pics of kal on hand. i miss him and cant read my physical comic rn :( kal come home

thecapisin

I gotchu

#HOLY GUACAMOLE #HES SO FREAKING BABYGIRL #cutie… thank you..

yo Any absolute superman fans got any pics of kal on hand. i miss him and cant read my physical comic rn :( kal come home

#critical . txt #taking a shot in the dark rn #if he looks especially babygirlish HAAAAND EM OOOVER

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i havent had a drop of water in like 4 hours i feel like im Dying

#critical . txt

lightweightkate

I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now

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O-okay, let’s get into this, shall we?

*grumbling* Would you rather work for Lex Luthor or the Joker- *shouting* Lex Luthor, by like, a fucking mile!

Yes, yes, working for Lex Luthor is basically like being an Amazon employee that makes weapons of mass destruction, which is bad. Lex is like Donald Trump mixed with Mark Zuckerberg mixed with Jeffrey fucking Bezos, it’s not a great mix. He does not treat his henchmen well. Their lives still suck, and they are probably monitored on how long they take piss breaks for.

But let’s analyze what working for Lex Luthor is like versus the fucking Joker. With Lex you probably get a dental plan, a health plan, a paycheck, and the guy that you’re fighting really cares about human life. Superman will hit you just long enough to knock you out, so you’re not a treat, so he can stop the problem.

If you work for the Joker, your payment is you’re not fucking dead. You say one wrong thing? Bang. You don’t laugh at his jokes? Bang! You do laugh at his jokes? Bang! You think Joker gives a fuck about a henchman?

Who’s Lex Luthor’s right-hand-man? It’s a woman, you sexist, her name is Mercy, she’s awesome. Who’s Joker’s right-hand-man? Bob? Nah, he’s dead. Harley? Tried to kill her multiple times. Slappy? Who the fuck is Slappy?

The best case scenario of working for the Joker is that you fight the fucking Batman! And that presents its own fucking list of problems. If you stop Superman as a Lex Luthor henchman, Lex’ll be pissed, but he’ll be at least happy that Superman was caught. If you stop Batman as a Joker henchman, you better have a fucking coffin picked out yesterday.

This isn’t a fun hypothetical question, this is a screening technique that the doctors at Arkham use to determine your mental health! There is a right and a wrong answer to this question, and the correct one is Lex fucking Luthor. Thank you for coming to my fucking Ted Talk, have a nice day.

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loveitorreblogit

Bitch neither I work for Wayne Industries, they got better offers than work these clowns:

gandalfsbignaturals

batmans secret special attack is offering all of his enemys henchmen a living wage and guaranteed healthcare

artist i like drew a foot a little too well but its okay we dont judge. i love that for you. ill never understand it but im proud of you. be you. #lifelaughlove

#critical . txt

guy who wants to apply for a zine but never finishes any work like literally EVER (me)

#critical . txt #i have this bad habit where i never draw anything that goes past a doodle #which is. so embarrassing #i cant draw backgrounds i know this about myself #but i never go past doodles when i draw in general. if it takes me longer than 2 hours it just never gets finished #so embarrassing..

um what

#🧻 sharts #absolute superman #absolute batman #batsuper #personally i think in the abs universe these two (at least where theyre at right now in their comics) would lowkey hate eachother at first #then they would eventually (begrudgingly) get along before becoming genuine friends #also no cape for kal sorry i cant figure out how to draw that while theres hugging #i feel like such a chud im terrible at drawing muscular people so bruce is such a challenge. but kal is too #because kal isnt *skinny* he's still very muscular he just isnt a HULKING BEAST like bruce is #💫absolute posting #also i think its funny both ww supes and bats just. have black hair and blue eyes. dc youre soooo creative

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absolute batman (at least by issue 19-20 which im on) isolating himself... making himself lonely because The Batman only brings pain to those who are involved... and he chooses to evolve by only burdening himself with something that became a symbol so much bigger than intended.......

absolute superman isolating himself out of fear based off everything thats happened to him, how everyone wanted to define him and treat him as their symbol, not considering what he wants or his agency... going on by being alone at first not by choice because everything was ripped away from him and now by choice....

only difference is kal ends up finding friends he can rely on or at least trust. they havent been violently ripped away from him (YET??? FEAR) like bruce's have :,)

duo i made up in my head. sigh i want them to have a canon interaction. bruce has one with diana but diana and bruce havent had one with clark yet :( . maybe next arc or a oneshot..

#critical . txt #i just made some BULLLLLLSHIITTTT #i need a dc tag now it seems. or at least an absolute one because im honestly just interested in the absolute stuff rn #💫absolute posting #yeah im a bat*super fan. yeah im gonna make it work here somehow just gimmie like 6 business days

lilianade-comics

A scene recycled from my least favorite episode of the series, heavily reimagined and placed in a new context to fit within my AU rewrite of season 3. This happens during an original episode near the beginning of the season, after Eye For an Eye and Infinite Realms but before Urban Jungle. It's Valerie and Danielle's first duo outing, pitting them against Danny and Tucker in a ghostly game show with some kind of big prize on the line!

Me rambling about AU/character stuff below:

#wowie zowie

bumblebeebats

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

bumblebeebats

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

absolute batman issues 9-14

#🧻 sharts #absolute batman #bruce wayne #this is as far as i binge read yesterday so i have to keep going. and then i read absolute ww........#dude cus why is bruce just literally going thru this fucked up dark souls horror. WHY IS GOTHAM SO WEIRD #personal thoughts while abs batman certainly isnt lacking in entertainment i find compared to abs supes i could find more depth and -#connection to supes than bats. in the nicest way possible abs bats really feels a lot like Hype Moments and Aura for a teenage boy audience #which again isnt bad i understand thats probably the intended demographic for comic readers younger men but even then #i was able to find such profoundness from supes' personal story and growth even if some of the events around him had me raising an eyebrow #while abs bats usually has me going holyyy shittt i dont find myself as invested in bruce as a character. its entertaining but the messages #dont stick with me as much. if that makes sense #ALSO I WAS DEVASTATED. THEY SHAVED HIS HEAD. HE'S BALD NOW. IM DEVASTATED BRUCE WAS SO HANDSOME WITH THE HAIR CUT HE HAD BEFORE #YOUR HAIR BRUCE YOUR HAIR #💫absolute posting

life finds a way

#🧻 sharts #kal-el #absolute superman #i think he needs a farm dog #im not drawing no damn tractor for a warm up #💫absolute posting

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do you think naming your dog krypto for a kryptonian is the same as naming your dog some shit like max or rex here in the states

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little kal: can we name him krypto?

jor, pained: sure thing son

#critical . txt #jor: lara our son is so fucking uncreative #lara: jor he's 5 #💫absolute posting

coming soon?!?!?!/ uwaaaa

#critical . txt #🤙 marvel posting #lets ignore that price tag togther! gwenpool in print!

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