Life As Who I Was Meant To Be

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

I forgot just how much of The Untamed is people playing musical instruments with varying levels of believability. Sometimes I believe, other times I'm like "no the fuck you aren't."

the world is a strange and wonderous place

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel

You complaining? You complaining about the little man and his bagel?

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

if i die i want to be skeletonized and then dipped into a very large version of those children's grow your own crystal kits

And you'll be fabulous when they do.

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean