girlboss rassilon

Do you think today's teens are asking their crushes out to prom via amazing digital circus themed poster boards like stuff saying Life Would Be An Amazing Digital Circus If You Went To Promni With Me...

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

I just took Jabalí to the vet (routine shots, diagnosed as an angel baby) and I went and got her a pup cup afterwards and the people at the coffee shop loved her so much they gave her a second pup cup. (because the other barista wanted to give her one too.)

"taskmaster should get sam reich" "taskmaster should get brennan lee mulligan" ok but consider: siobhan thompson

Sam traps his contestants in the game but when Vic Michaelis is a contestant, Sam and the other contestants AND the game are trapped with Vic. their house now

Imagine being Dedra Meero and being the most sane and normal person at the dinner table that shit was insane

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

you know you are really being very solipsistic and self-centred right now. the universe is vast and you are not the protgaonist of every story. have you considered that from some prespectives, the radiator is being handcuffed to you?

WEBSTERS DICTIONARY DEFINES LEGO AS A SMALL BRICK WITH SOMETIMES FOUR LITTLE HOLES, SOMETIMES EIGHT LITTLE HOLES, SOMETIMES SIXTEEN LITTLE HOLES. LEGO. LEGO. LET GO. LET GO OF THE NOTIONS THAT YOU HAD IN YOUR HEAD. LET'S PUT THEM TO BED