BigBellyGhoul

1. Socially acceptable to go eat a ton at the cookout and it's usually stuff that's carb heavy and adds up fast.

2. No one is looking twice over extra dessert. Of course you need that extra ice cream baby, it's hot out. Have a popsicle too.

3. Drink so. Much. Beer.

“our priorities are having NO stairs, an open floor plan, an accessible outdoor space, and potential for renovation”

“babe, if they have to tear down a wall to get to me in a few years, how hard is that gonna be?”

“i don’t know, these doorways seem pretty tight..”

“oh my god this room would be perfect for our funnel sessions!”

eventually you stop thinking "i should get up" and start wondering why the thing you need wasn't already within arm's reach. why didn't you have a mini fridge here? why didn't someone else get this for you? why didn't you have this delivered?