Smorgasborg

A lot of the victims of 9/11 were people of color. Three of them were children who had won a trip in a school contest.

Jacen Solo: What would you call an alligator in a vest? Tenel Ka Djo: Whatever his name is. Jacen Solo: No, silly, an investigator! Tenel Ka Djo: I would call him sir.

fair maiden? no *un*fair maiden. she's cheating at card games.

She’s banned from half the bars in the kingdom, and wanted dead in the other half.

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

kitties are allowed to grab you with their claws and bite you really hard and if the bite gets warm later that's from all the love the kittie put in it

Ma'am- that's an infected puncture wound.

Swing state gothic

Don't forget "Carry On, Mr. Bowditch."

The "Breath of the Wild"ification of games nowadays (particularly first party Nintendo games) is legitimately one of the most frustrating trends in all of gaming imo No, I don't want my Metroid game to have shrines in a big wasteland with nothing in it to be more like BOTW. No, I don't want an open world Mario Kart if the actual track design is going to suffer because of it. And certainly no, I don't want games that would work fine if they were linear (or even just open zone instead) being open world for no particular reason. Legitimately it is hard to play any game that comes out these days because everything must be a giant open world with small mini challenges on the map because "Well Breath of the Wild did it! We can too!" No! Stop it! Genuinely please stop! I'm tired of every game being open world! Limitations on what the player can do or where they can go can be a good thing! I will take cohesive level design over massive worlds that have nothing to do in them!