Kiana Khansmith
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@wrenchinator-central
Seeing all the Europeans here for the World Cup and just enjoying what America has to offer is making me prouder of being an American. Yeah this country has a lot of flaws, but there's so much good here and so much to love.
I'm getting barbecue this weekend.
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Rumor has it that the russians have finally given up on their sole aircraft carrier, the Admiral Kuznetsov, which has been laid up under repairs for the past 8 years, having endured 3 fires, the sinking of her floating dry dock, a crane falling on her deck, and waiting completely unattended for the construction of a new shore-based dry dock.
The ship has been troubled from the start, from getting stolen while incomplete from the recently independent Ukraine after the dissolution of the Soviet Union, to enduring the consequences of that decision by being left without suitable port and repair facilities, needing to always remain with her engines on while in dock, not to mention losing access to suitable Ukrainian-made spares, instead relying on subpar Russian-made ones originally meant for their submarines.
She has to be the world’s worst aircraft carrier, maybe only surpassed by pre-WW2 japanese and British light carriers.
How did I slight/slander you to earn such condemnation? Yes I was a less than successful conversion, but did I need a dedicated tug to get to port? Could my smoke be seen from space? Shame on you.
(guy who is wearing all yellow voice) Boy i sure hope no one looks at me in a noticeable way
like can we be serious for a moment please. Use our brain
How's Curious George doing btw
hey. That was devastating
I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.
Doesn't even have to be nice. Could be House MD about it. Just get it done.
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very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will
“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.
Some silly sketches from tonight's drawing livestream! Again, lovely talking with y'all!
My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts
She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control
This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding
More silly Rocky tries coffee for the first time sketches, since I wanted to draw some lil Eridians.
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ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?
Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.
*Zuko fighting the Joker*
J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"
Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck
I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.
“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”
Bat-option papers
Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.
Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.
iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning
alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.
@absentlyabbie
I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"
Consider
Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade
Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it
(later)
Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*
Iroh: *dying inside*
excellent addition
hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea
while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar
further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?
You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service
Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.
Mark Hamill
Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened
this post has everything
this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.
watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school
always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal
I HC that Sidious put him in upper management specifically to make that hate flow. He looked at Jedi Anakin and thought to himself: what does this guy like? Jumping out of moving vehicles at 30,000 feet? Well, we won’t be doing *gestures at all of Anakin* that. Put this guy in an office.
This will never not be funny lol
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Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing
Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression
the horse is so fuckable
Another depiction of a useless husband in media yet again
Here I was thinking we were supposed to imagine like we wete back when this came out the first time, which I wasn't sure how to do since we aren't actually sure when it started, but this is so much better!
Reblog if you too do not want to share outside with them.
As long as certain billionaires are putting the meat allergy disease in them, it's on sight.
