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demaparbat-hp

What am I doing with my life.

Based on this post by @fattuccini-afraido

demaparbat-hp

@nerdylizj did you just give me a fully titled AU for the incorrect quote series I've been wanting to do for ages?

#atla

epicartnerd

Blip-A detected :)

I, FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODDESS ALLMIGHTY, COULD NOT FIND THE POST THAT INSPIRED THIS.

ive been searching for an hour, i give up.

anyway, mikey fricks up the portal spell trying to save leo from the kraang and Leo is flung into space, somhow surviving long enough for two idiots to get him onto their ship lmao. he a ninja turtle, hes fine 🤣

this is so dumb 🤣

THERE U GO! a tmnt x phm crossover exists! ur welcome

forgetful-nerd

Was it this post?:

Because if it is, I was the person who posted it and I am literally gnawing on your art rn.

But even if it wasn’t, this is still beautiful!

epicartnerd

YES. YES U. HAHA U FOUND ME WONDERFUL I CAN NOW LINK THE OG POST HOORAY thank u >:)

#why am I not surprised who I’m reblogging this from?

soulren

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

timesreading

edgar-allan-possum

Seeing all the Europeans here for the World Cup and just enjoying what America has to offer is making me prouder of being an American. Yeah this country has a lot of flaws, but there's so much good here and so much to love.

I'm getting barbecue this weekend.

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enriquemzn262

Rumor has it that the russians have finally given up on their sole aircraft carrier, the Admiral Kuznetsov, which has been laid up under repairs for the past 8 years, having endured 3 fires, the sinking of her floating dry dock, a crane falling on her deck, and waiting completely unattended for the construction of a new shore-based dry dock.

The ship has been troubled from the start, from getting stolen while incomplete from the recently independent Ukraine after the dissolution of the Soviet Union, to enduring the consequences of that decision by being left without suitable port and repair facilities, needing to always remain with her engines on while in dock, not to mention losing access to suitable Ukrainian-made spares, instead relying on subpar Russian-made ones originally meant for their submarines.

She has to be the world’s worst aircraft carrier, maybe only surpassed by pre-WW2 japanese and British light carriers.

redarmyscreaming

How did I slight/slander you to earn such condemnation? Yes I was a less than successful conversion, but did I need a dedicated tug to get to port? Could my smoke be seen from space? Shame on you.

tiktoksthataregood-ish

greelin

(guy who is wearing all yellow voice) Boy i sure hope no one looks at me in a noticeable way

greelin

like can we be serious for a moment please. Use our brain

yeahawvampire

How's Curious George doing btw

greelin

hey. That was devastating

salvadorbonaparte

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

should-be-sleeping

Doesn't even have to be nice. Could be House MD about it. Just get it done.

stevishabitat

quietwingsinthesky

very important for elf characters to freak the fuck out about the aging difference thing and pre-grieve like crazy and scream themself hoarse with denial when they can’t stop death itself and they still look the same as when they met the frail aged body that’s going cold beneath their touch and eventually settle into a numbness that they’ll call acceptance but they never really let anyone get as close as they did in the first century of their life unless they know they’re going to stick around as long as they will

quietwingsinthesky

“why are elves so snobby and exclusive and cut-off from everyone else” befriending you means they’ll end up burying you and your children and your grandchildren and they’ll still be young. exactly how many times do you think you could choose to do that. if you live through enough centuries, eventually you run out of days in the year to visit each grave.

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madame-helen

sketchupnfries

Some silly sketches from tonight's drawing livestream! Again, lovely talking with y'all!

totallyfubar

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

nightstargalaxy

why

totallyfubar

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

totallyfubar

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

sketchupnfries

More silly Rocky tries coffee for the first time sketches, since I wanted to draw some lil Eridians.

damianwaynerocks

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

explorerrowan

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

kitt-the-werefox

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

fefeman

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

silverscreenx

Bat-option papers

phantoms-lair

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

damianwaynerocks

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

coffeebuddha

@absentlyabbie

animate-mush

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

Iroh: *dying inside*

damianwaynerocks

excellent addition

whetstonefires

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

princesscolumbia

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

supreme-leader-stoat

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

library-seraph

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

darrenpillowscriss

lichrelly

this post has everything

jumpingjacktrash

this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.

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rhymewithrachel

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

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