Smorgasborg

Don't forget "Carry On, Mr. Bowditch."

The "Breath of the Wild"ification of games nowadays (particularly first party Nintendo games) is legitimately one of the most frustrating trends in all of gaming imo No, I don't want my Metroid game to have shrines in a big wasteland with nothing in it to be more like BOTW. No, I don't want an open world Mario Kart if the actual track design is going to suffer because of it. And certainly no, I don't want games that would work fine if they were linear (or even just open zone instead) being open world for no particular reason. Legitimately it is hard to play any game that comes out these days because everything must be a giant open world with small mini challenges on the map because "Well Breath of the Wild did it! We can too!" No! Stop it! Genuinely please stop! I'm tired of every game being open world! Limitations on what the player can do or where they can go can be a good thing! I will take cohesive level design over massive worlds that have nothing to do in them!

Women. You agree. Reblog.

They also support the troops but helping at the USO, WFV or American Legion is just too much. Mind you, they never thought about raising their right hands as well....

ugh, that feeling of stuck panic but no actual moving is the worst.

Luke Skywalker: We came to kick ass, catch bad guys, and drink hot chocolate. Mara Jade: Not necessarily in that order. Luke Skywalker: And it hasn't been. Mara Jade: No. Luke Skywalker: We started with the hot chocolate. Mara Jade: Always.

if ur an 8ft gerudo lady hmu

remember in botw how theres that one gerudo girl crying in the bar bc her bf dumped her for being “too tall”, and she cries like “whats that supposed to mean, im only 8 feet tall” like wtf im gonna find that dude and hes gonna catch these hands anyway if ur 8 feet tall DM me

They way she says “only” implies 8 feet is below average for Gerudo height.

In the Hyrule Historia, Ganondorf is stated to be 7’6’’. So with this in mind, we know that Ganondorf, the Demon King, the Prince Of Darkness, is very short for a Gerudo

Ganon turned evil because he was a manlet.

get yourself someone who can do both

@gwen-no-fear

What I’m getting from this is that Marvel turns elves Goth