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Still never forget the time I said "It's probably a bad idea to put the people who rape children in charge of 'regulating decency'" and someone just straight-up seriously said "Well someone has to be!"

I will never get over people coming here and experiencing just basic American culture and absolutely falling in love with it, because this is what America's all about, man.

America: We'll Get Ya Sooner or Later!

Honestly so used to thinking of Wal-Mart as the bottom rung of American culture it never occurred to me how easy and convenient it is compared to shopping everywhere else in the world.

You know, all my European and Japanese friends, when they get over here, see the size of our stores, and yeah, to us, it's all mundane and kind of rednecky and trashy, but to them, they don't have nearly half of that stuff anywhere they go. And so it's like an amazing thing for them. I mean, you know, you've seen that being abroad, if you've ever went into stores and stuff. And it's just funny to introduce people, like that other video, all the places that guy went are where I live, including Zion Canyon, Sand Hollow, and a bunch of other places around where I live. And to me, it's just all mundane, because yesterday, I mean, I drove through some of the most gorgeous red rock country in the entire world to get to places, and that's an everyday thing for me. But then you get people who come here in droves to see that, and it's always interesting to see it through their perspective.

"And that's just on AO3!"