i think it’s very sweet that jack and barbossa are undeniably the two worst pirate lords just like in terms of meeting their job expectations
the other seven of them all have full fleets that they command from the sprawling luxury of their estates where they sit atop amassed decades of wealth these two assholes have spent fifteen years fighting over the same oversized dinghy
#and yet you’ve heard of them. do these other guys have movies (via @beatriceportinari)
jack sparrow at his annual review






















