Smorgasborg

Almost time for the real No King’s day😏👑🤴🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎆🎇

What do you mean sauerkraut isn't a coleslaw

It’s funny how people shit on that first handful of Astronauts being just there to look good and be “oh, we put a man into space” and how many of the first capsules were just glorified computers that ran themselves. But these guys were test pilots and brilliant as well. It’s like the book title says “The right stuff.” Those first four or five batches of Astronauts up into Apollo were all literally guys that could land a fucking washing machine if you got it to fly both my piloting skill and knowing physics.

Absolutely NO computer ran itself in the 60s, what the fuck are those people drinking? Pond water?

The shittiest first-generation smartphones had more processing power than anything NASA used for the Apollo missions.

Okay- but like- the Everglades are legitimately beautiful.

I've come to find its not the Floridians that are the problem... it's the methed up New Yorkers and their ilk that give Florida a bad name.

And the wildlife.

Can't say I have many skills to offer, but I do know how to make napalm, I am fairly decent at military tactics, and I understand military chatter. Outside of that, I'm kinda a liability and wouldn't have made it long enough to get to that point. I lose my meds or Internet and I'm screwed.

Give me a roll of baling wire, some duct tape, and I can fix just about any damn thing that there is to fix, get it to at least be good enough. Plus, give me a hammer, some nails, and some extra wire, and I can make you whatever the fuck you want. I can purify water, I can find water, I can gather food, I can hunt, I can fish, I can lay traps for food or for people. I can navigate, I can build proper cairns to show which way the trails are safe. I also know what plants are poisonous, so you can use them for various things. I also know what plants are in season when. I know what insects are good to eat and which ones aren't. I know what to use for various applications out here, medicinal plants and otherwise. I can do basic first aid, I can do surgery, and I can brew liquor, I can, you know, give me enough materials and I can actually build a still and we can distill liquor. I can make all sorts of different foods, including jams and everything else that we can use to preserve things. I can preserve things in smoke and salt. I know how to dry foods, I know how to farm. I know how to weave, I know how to stitch things up. I'm basically one of the guys you want around when anything happens like that. But my luck is I'll probably end up dying. Oh, I also know how to make biodiesel and black powder plus I know how to make charcoal and smelt metal and blacksmith.

I don't own any guns. I have asthma. I'm going blind. I can't drive. I can't read. I don't know how to hunt. Anything I've ever said about building anything was a lie. I can't purify water. I can't cook. I own nothing of value. I will never come to your compound and expect to be left alone to die.

Pig duty

Sorry no I'm infamously bad at handling animals, I'll just be over here pushing a cart to the west as fast as I reasonably am able and mumbling to myself about cat pie charts or bird flow throughputs. Ignore me entirely

everyone making fun of euros for this as if this is a choice

They've been generationally making the choice to not use ACs and not build their power grid to handle ACs and we've been mocking them for it the whole time

"They" have doing nothing of the sort, Europeans have been pushing and wanting AC availability since the early 2000s. Governments have been ignoring them.

Hence why the meme depicts an enforcer of the state trying to take away a civilian’s cool air.