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Bat-option papers

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excellent addition

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

this post has everything

this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

I HC that Sidious put him in upper management specifically to make that hate flow. He looked at Jedi Anakin and thought to himself: what does this guy like? Jumping out of moving vehicles at 30,000 feet? Well, we won’t be doing *gestures at all of Anakin* that. Put this guy in an office.

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

Another depiction of a useless husband in media yet again

Here I was thinking we were supposed to imagine like we wete back when this came out the first time, which I wasn't sure how to do since we aren't actually sure when it started, but this is so much better!

Reblog if you too do not want to share outside with them.

As long as certain billionaires are putting the meat allergy disease in them, it's on sight.

A lot of the victims of 9/11 were people of color. Three of them were children who had won a trip in a school contest.

Jacen Solo: What would you call an alligator in a vest? Tenel Ka Djo: Whatever his name is. Jacen Solo: No, silly, an investigator! Tenel Ka Djo: I would call him sir.

fair maiden? no *un*fair maiden. she's cheating at card games.

She’s banned from half the bars in the kingdom, and wanted dead in the other half.