Life Is A Dumpster Fire And I’m Making S’mores.

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

doomscrolling thru the weather app

the pure of heart do not require a "car" and "driver's license" to travel

Female solidarity

The Collective Has Spoken

That was an ancient Greek chorus sis

what doesnt kill you makes you go out walking on sunny days until you end up on a tree-lined street where you can look up at the gaps of sunlight and realise you miss them more than anything

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

they beat jesus with that

love learning a new skill but do you know how Excruciating it is for someone who must be perfect at everything first time all the time. muttering that i must embrace the process of change and improvement and that mistakes are the most obvious sign of successful learning but also screaming crying throwing up

oughhh i sucked i fucking sucked but! next week i shall suck less! and this is what we must focus on <- shaking & covered in blood

it's next week and guess what! played the piece and it was, quote, "perfect." now have a new piece to suck at! <- still shaking and covered in blood but even sexier about it now courtesy of the maniacal grin

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly