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welcome to my main blog!
my art blog is @calliopesartblog and my polar exploration/historical fiction blog is @cockroachesunite
i take commissions!
i also have a redbubble shop which i generally neglect, but will add any of my artworks upon request
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6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
they should let me design tshirts
i really struck a chord here didnt i
Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again
Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?
Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???
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I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.
What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?
first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you
ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually
had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'
@chekhovs-tantrum
Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.
"oh for fuck's sake" is my default, "Oh for the love of fuck" if something is particularly preposterous.
My favourite non-swearing exclamation when something goes tits up is "Farfignoogin" It means nothing but my brain enjoys the way it feels to say.
Another non swearing one "Beans"
@willowofthehearth that's the german word "fahrvergnuegen"! It's literally 'the pleasure of driving' but mostly it is just associated in English speaking circles with the ad campaign by Volkswagen from the 1990s. You've got a pretty good English phonetic spelling of it!
@kitewithfish Well now I feel bad that I've stolen an actual word from somewhere else to make it a whimsical swear!
I;m so curious where I might have picked it up as I grew up in a cult and wasn't really allowed to watch TV until I ran away in the early aughts.
Ooooohhhhh, I love these!
Okay, so, in Brazil we have a lot of those, and they are INSANE!
When a situation is bad:
- É de cair o cu da bunda (This made my asshole fall from my ass)
- O que é um peido pra quem tá todo cagado? (What is a fart for one who already shitted their pants?)
- É de foder o cu do palhaço (This is the kind of thing that fucks a clowns asshole)
- We also say "Porra" a lot, which basically means "Cum", and we use it both alone or in the middle of sentences when something bad happens.
Bonus:
When you want to tell someone to go fuck themselves:
- Vai chupar um um canavial de rola (Go suck a dick crop - As if someone planted a crop full of fields, like bambus or whatever)
- Vai dar meia hora de cu com o relógio parado (Go have anal sex for half an hour looking at a clock without batteries)
can everyone start writing fic about the hyperniche ship only i'm interested in. please.
“you couldn’t make this movie today” not because of cancel culture but because big studios aren’t willing to take risks on cool fun new ideas instead of adaptation number 7,000
how it feels to talk about anything at all
my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right
My therapist always says “reading is a healthy hobby” and every time I’m like “girl not how I do it.”
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im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it
i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run
slow burn but they’re having sex the whole time/pining while fucking but it’s platonic. hello. is this on. can anyone hear me.
boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture
interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex
i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words
you know what i deserve this
a lot of mean things have been said about me on this post, but none of them hurt as much as this
This websites hatemail game is insane
once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)
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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
bucky has a disability??
he doesn’t have an arm.
happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website
