Life Is A Dumpster Fire And I’m Making S’mores.

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

girl help they are making me do my job at work

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

sex with a guy who gave you a big head start and mocks you about it after he’s caught you anyway

sex with a guy who wants to watch your brain kick down a few notches when he pins you down like you’re a prey animal that knows it’s done running

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

everything’s wrong with me. unless someone else is saying “what the hell is wrong with you?” then there is nothing wrong with me and i am god’s favorite little lamb or something

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out