Life Is A Dumpster Fire And I’m Making S’mores.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

we can eat wednesday food today

*logs in* it's time to be annoying about some guy

i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that

For the uninitiated, you write [sic]—literally "this" or "so" in latin—to indicate that you haven't altered the wording or spelling. While it can be used to preserve a joke misspelling (aminals) or indicate that you know it looks weird (the Toronto Maple Leafs), it is also the most biting three letters that you can throw at a motherfucker who should know better.

Somebody made an error here and it sure wasn't me (derogatory)

sorry to anyone who followed me for anything. you're not getting that

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

bringing my cyanide capsule to the exam in case they try to torture the correct answers out of me

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)