Dreams of a happy failure

I think my favourite small moment of this episode was Lestat going out of his way to set a place at his fake dinner party for Armand just to be like "Armand you are RUINING my party idk WHY I even invited you!!!"

really intrigued by how daniel's book is described as a "bodice ripper" and "steamy beach read" like do we think he took the time to write out some loustat smut scenes or are the passages describing french bengali smokeshow armand just so unwittingly and undeniably horny that you can practically feel the writer's sweat through the pages

The way I literally picked up my pillow and screamed into it

I hope anyone who speaks to me during these times knows that they have only 40 percent of my attention maximum. The rest is tunnel visioned on gay vampires and their sorrows