ripeteeth

why wouldnt you trust me to do experimental surgery on you, we literally watched tv together

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

LOTR abridged

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

actually, that sex scene is load-bearing

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

Aega psora

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare