hybrids of angels and animals

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

if you think headcanoning an autistic character as aromantic or asexual is infantilizing them i will disintegrate you with my laser eyes

Use your PTO

It's crazy and wildly unfair the types of people who will be out there with no shame over any of their behavior meanwhile I'm stuck being nauseated at myself for every very normal conversation I have with someone

You know when you're checking out a new fandom and you stumble across a writer/artist you loved in a previous fandom and it feels like running into a childhood friend at a bar

Running into the arms of trusted ao3 handles in a new tag like an airport greeting

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

slow burn but they’re having sex the whole time/pining while fucking but it’s platonic. hello. is this on. can anyone hear me.

dump your partner who wants you to diet

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

'you HAVE to lift up and centre apl/atonics in your aspec activism' i literally won't be doing that lmfao

“ACTUALLY it’s so totally valid and subversive to uplift romance over all else while dismissing friendship as having any equivalent importance, that’s soooooooo platonormative of you to say it’s bad to do that also what if people who talk about how romance is the pinnacle of human connection are just aplatonic huh??? what if there’s no platonic explanation for this because the characters are aplatonic huh???????” i am at my freaking limitttttttt