no, presenting a familial interpretation of a dynamic as inherently flattened and boring and shitty and in some way Truly about a romantic relationship (to get a character out of the way of a different ship, to combat a ship, because you hate a ship, etc etc) is a really pithy and interesting and absolutely universally applicable take. there's totally inherently something worthy of sneering at there, and you should definitely be as mean and snarky as possible in your 100k+ note edgy post about it.
the fact that romantic relationships are posited as the true motivator for every single fandom behaviour is something you SHOULD uncritically promote regarding people's platonic dynamic interpretations, and also people who take a familial lens on a relationship definitely just can't understand that adults have friends. romantic relationships are absolutely above reproach though and will never be talked about like this in fandom and that's good and correct, it's only saying two or more characters are like family that is ever shitty and reductive and boring and whatever else you feel like being mean about. go offffffff.




















