A telepath falls in love with a writer.
"Finally someone to write my book in my stead. We can pull a Goethe, save I don't have to open my mouth to dictate."

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Janaina Medeiros
ojovivo
trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane

#extradirty
hello vonnie

blake kathryn
DEAR READER
Sade Olutola

if i look back, i am lost
Keni
wallacepolsom

ellievsbear
cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
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A telepath falls in love with a writer.
"Finally someone to write my book in my stead. We can pull a Goethe, save I don't have to open my mouth to dictate."

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The Greek god Apollo has fallen in love with you, remembering how his previous relationships went, he’s decided ask Zeus to make you a minor god so that you don’t bite the dust.
Oops I did it again....and now I'm a god, got lost in the game...oh 'pollo, 'pollo....
Being the Devil’s offspring means that you’re really good at persuasion. Things get awkward when the Devil finds out you’ve been using your power for good.
Roll a d20 to convince the devil that what you have done is in the best interest of hell, following a 20 years plan to harvest more souls by people being too comfortable that hell and the devil are not that bad, so in the end "I would never betray you dad, it's all for us, for you...for Hell and its thriving glory"
Roll with advantage.
you absolute fucking monsters
you scum of the earth. you crusty used up hand sanitizer. you piece of shit fake pocket. you. you bastards.
Agreed. Is this in reference to anything?
don’t get glib with me you snot nosed gumboil
This goes on for 44 chapters. The entire 44 CHAPTERS is in my inbox. How dare
This. This is why ya’ll’ll literally have to pay me to re-open my inbox of horrors
Some people shouldn't be given the power of the internet 😂😂😂
a superhero whose name is just. so dumb and self-explanatory. they’re called like ‘Knifegirl’ or something and everyone’s too busy laughing at their stupidass name to realize it has nothing to do w/ their actual powers, the villains are caught completely off guard
One of the most powerful characters in the Marvel Universe is called Mad Jim Jaspers, a member of British Parliament with top-level reality warping powers and the face of Terry-Thomas. Avengers running around worried about Galactus the World-Eater and Annihilus and Apocalypse and they forget about Mad Jim
in all fairness mad jim dresses like this by choice so i too would do everything in my power to forget him
So.... basically we're talking about a new D&D campaign with Boblin the Goblin and Joe Swashbuckler, right?

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Did Optimus Prime get a human lady pregnant?
Is that the conclusion I was SUPPOSED to draw?
I have questions, because I know about some of the theories about how Transformers sex works, but to my knowledge most of those don’t involve humans.
Don't know about humans, but it at least involves a mechanic????
Sometimes I just... put an entire bulb of garlic in the oven for awhile and eat the whole thing plain
YA’LL ARE WEAK
I just want to know if you eat your garlic with or without the peel
i mean like. just some of the peel
Excuse me, there is not *enough* garlic in this culinary world. I can understand the need for the pure and unadulterated taste of just *garlic*. (There's always gotta be a bit of peel left, why ya'll so sensitive?)
I stan.
You know, at this point I would be surprised (and a bit disappointed in American ingenuity and greed) if there *weren’t* secret bunkers for the rich and famous to hide in when the world implodes.
I mean, they can’t all go to space.
What do you think SpaceX is made for?
I distinctly remember a show just about rich people wanting and making bunkers? I ain't sure, I ain't even American, but I swear there was such a thing on TV once.
Im trying to prove a point to my mum
Repost if school has caused:
Anxiety Depression Suicidal thoughts Social anxiety Eating disorders Self harm Stress
I am a(n):
⚪ Male
⚪ Female
🔘 Writer
Looking for
⚪ Boyfriend
⚪ Girlfriend
🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember
*wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat*
WAIT IT’S CALLED A THROW PILLOW
here is a super helpful website for this kinda thing!
the first result isn’t always the one you’re looking for but when you press enter it’ll give you a ton of words related to your query that’ll probably have what you’re wanting, or something better
here’s some examples:
Reblog to save a writer's sanity.
T h a n k y o u k i n d s i r .
THANK YOU REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE
Let's save someone's sanity today! Reblog if you ever suffered, to save another!😂🥺😭

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Villains - Archfey - Worldbuilding Wednesday
The villain is my favorite part of ANY campaign. So here I am gonna talk about how you can make different kinds of villains, honing down on a specific type and offering various ways to make them interesting. As always, we will be looking at real world history, culture, and mythology to make your villains seem realistic and specifically dastardly. For our first entry let’s discuss…
~~~~~~~~~~~~Archfey Villains~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why archfey? Two reasons: 1) I like archfey, they’re fuckin’ dicks. 2) Someone who’s name I can’t find asked me to make this and I am more than happy to make things for my followers.
NOW, let’s understand what an archfey really is.
An archfey is a creature of fey ancestry that is excessively powerful, nearing the power of a deity. Usually, such creatures are native to the Feywild. Within this realm, they command great power and can even shape the realm itself to their whim and whimsy.
Common Misconception
Archfey doesn’t mean “superelf.” An archfey can be a pixie, a dryad, a ghost, a beast of some kind, anything that is classified as “fae” or “fae-like” can be turned into an archfey. Elf-like archfey are the most COMMON, but absolutely not the ONLY form of an archfey.
The other misconception is that the archfey are good. This is because the Feywild is mistaken as a plain of good, while Shadowfell is a plain of evil. This is wrong. Feywild and Shadowfell aren’t images of good and evil. Their are images of abundance vs lack of emotion. Shadowfell is a plain of the depressed, the emotionless, the broken. Feywild is a plain of the bipolar, the expressive, the artists and the madmen.
(I’m getting tired of saying “archfey”)
Characteristics of the Archfey
So to understand how we get an Archfey villain, lets discuss some general characteristics of the archfey.
Background.
The archfey come from the Feywild. This is a place governed by emotion. When its denizens feel something strongly, they can physically change their environment. A cruel witch will transform the forest around her to grow trees that bleed and produce fruits shaped like heads. While a kind princess will transform the fields around her into a gorgeous plain of crystalline flowers.
Now, the archfey can transform the Feywild at a moment’s notice. Which means they can do one or both of these things:
They can control their emotions very well.
They only ever have emotional extremes powerful enough to instantly alter the Feywild.
Lifestyle
The archfey live careless lives. They are too powerful to have any natural predators, as such live carefree and happy. Due to their extended life (they live like thousands of years), they are NEVER in rush. Why should they be? They’ve got time, ALL the time.
Environment
Based on HOW the Feywild is, how it is ever-shifting and changing, its denizens must learn to control this change to be able to thrive. Since we are working with an archfey, we can assume they’ve already thrived to the top of their food chain. As such, they must have learned to command the Feywild OR adapted to this changing world, having very drastic changes in personality, behavior, or even looks.
With all this information, let’s share some ideas for archfey villains.
Examples of Archfey Villains
Example #1: The Many Faced Man. Simply put, a doppelganger. The archfey are ever-changing. For this example, our villain always changes their looks. So your Party pisses off this archfey or in some way becomes enemies with him. So when your spends the night camping outside, whoever is keeping watch suddenly poof, is teleported away (because this is an Archfey, it can do this kind of shiz) and in steps a the Many Faced Man who takes this lost PCs form.
I urge you, IRL, pull the Player of this character aside and tell them your plan. Tell them that you want to replace them with a Doppelganger, but not to worry, because their PC will eventually be rescued. THEN, offer them to role play as a doppelganger pretending to be their character. Most players will have TONS of fun with this idea. If you player doesn’t want to RP a doppelganger offer them to role a new temporary PC or just dump the idea.
Example #2: Prince of Liars. A very powerful archfey this one is. He has immense power in the Feywild, and has managed to TRAP the Party in his domain. I’m stealing from Curse of Strahd here, but essentially rework that campaign with more fey-like themes. Instead of vampires, we got fey, instead of Strahd we got a spoiled brat of a prince who is all-powerful but only wants to mess with the Party before killing them in a cruel manner for his or her amusement.
For additional complexity, you can make the Prince of Liars have very drastic shifts of emotion. Think, the bad guy from Split (the movie). One moment he is nice to the Party and leads them to a place filled with treasure, the next he snaps into sheer brutal cruelty and slaughters the ranger’s companion. This will put the Party on edge when dealing with the guy. Furthermore, knowing that the archfey is powerful enough to destroy them with ease puts the Party on the edge, at least until they find something that can kill or neutralize this big bad.
Example #3: The Undying Court. This is for LARGE scale campaigns. Let’s say you have a game that is heavy on politics, but spans different dimensions. So the PCs are working with the politics between Mount Celestia and the 9 Hells and the Abyss, etc. That’s when you throw in the Undying Court. A hive-mind of several Archfey that operate as a singular entity and wish to expand their chaotic influence across the many plains. They may ally with Demon Lords and expedite chaotic situations to gain more power, so your PCs would have to negotiate a turbulent field of politics.
And that’s that folks. I hope this provides SOME use to y’all and helps you out with future ideas. Of course you don’t HAVE to follow my guideline 100%. You don’t need to follow it at all, in fact. Just take it as it is, my ideas for a good fey villain. What about you folks? Would you like to see breakdowns of other kinds of villains? I’d love to do more. Send your recommendations my way or share your ideas for villains. I’d love to hear it. Good luck everyone.
The Unfair DM
Archmage, more like ‘the drow and their bad life choices’ (well, this isn’t even a spoiler, drow always take bad life choices!) BTW I just finished reading the book (Catti, aren’t you a little overpowered???) and I loved it! I cannot wait for the next one. Meanwhile, have this little comic about its ending, I laughed a lot at this scene! (I had problems with the backgrounds tho, gh…)
Feel this on a personal level 😂
Abandoned Hobbiton from Lord Of The Rings taken over by sheep.
As it should be.
Hit Connor one more time~
(NOTE: I do not condone Connor abuse)
i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”
“What about satyrs?’
“You can wear shoes”
“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”
“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”
“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS
Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this
Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!
Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years. I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit. If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage. Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.
Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads
Support veelas who seduce random townspeople
Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers
STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!
friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.
destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains
some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull
some zombies can’t digest them
some zombies just don’t like the taste
all of these zombies are STILL VALID
DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON
This post gets worse every time I see it
OhmyGOD
LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE
ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.
STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS
stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system
demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!
Quit excluding Centaurs because they’re half human!
Not ALL lamiae eat children! Stop stereotyping!
#NotAllGiants say Fee Fi Fo Fum #NotAllGiants can smell the blood of Englishmen #NotAllGiants grind bones to make their bread #NotAllGiants!
oh my god @overexciteddragon
WHY DID YOU TAG ME ON THIS BUT ALSO I HAVE THE NEED TO READ AN ENTIRE FUCKING NOVEL SERIES
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
if you ask a futakuchi-onna about her other mouth then you are an asshole
This is just discourse in the world of that new Pixar movie, Onward.
!!!
Stop. Calling. Naga. Sea. Dragons!
It erases the Naga culture and needs to stop!
#nagaerasure
What We Do in the Shadows: Social Media Edition
DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID
DRGAONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID
DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID
DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID
DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID
DRAGONS FROM ALL CULTURES ARE VALID
It got worse
IF YOU’RE NOT PART SERPENT YOU DON’T GET TO USE “SNEK”
ONLY LAMIAS AND NAGAS CAN CALL EACH OTHER SNEKS
edit: ok basilisks can too, thanks @ deadlysmile
edit 2: ouroboros are VALID
edit 3: guys please stop sending me asks with other very fine serpentine creatures I made this post after a group of h*mans called me a snek ok i was distraught and i might have eaten one and i rly dont need this tension rn
EDIT 4: MERFOLK ARE NOT EXEMPT I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE AN EEL FRIEND
( @dovewithscales it grew again, have you seen it in awhile? )
Ye gods, this again. Guys for the last time, demon is just a corruption of the Greek word for spirit, daemon. They’re not evil.
Neither daemon nor tulpa have anything to do with servitors.
Medusa isn’t a type of creature it’s the name of a goddess. The creature type is a gorgon.
Budge and Bulfinch are garbage. Stop quoting them.
The Minotaur did nothing wrong. Theseus was just a dick.
And for fuck’s sake wyverns are dragons.
Shapeshifters are part of the community
Shapeshifters are part of the community
Shapeshifters are part of the community
Shapeshifters are part of the community
Shapeshifters are part of the community
Shapeshifters are part of the community
Shapeshifters are part of the community
Shapeshifters are part of the community
Shapeshifters are part of the community
Shapeshifters are part of the community
Shapeshifters are part of the community
Not all shifters can choose to be human! Werewolves are shifters, and most of them don’t have a choice!! #StopShifterHate!!!

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[[ The reason that I fell in love with D&D + the Forgotten Realms, and the reason that my love for both continues to burn bright. ]]
I stan this.
me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate
You’re not desperate until you’re staring at fanfiction.net
I came here to have a good time and I feel extremely attacked right now😢.... really desperate though, found some good shit in there, saved my life a couple of times 😂😂😂😂