oh worm

my worst fear: i am a grown ass adult. someone persuades me to go up and do karaoke. the song is “we didnt start the fire”. i get up on stage and the first word out of my mouth is “john”

This is not how I wanted to find out I’m a Dark Millennial. I hate this post.

@ gays what are your laptop backgrounds i’m genuinely curious 

If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer

if all the keys are smashed they’re gay

Why?

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The fire cleanses

we aren’t build to last as a species

Reclaim your birthright, gentlemen

When people say boys will be boys this is what it really means

WHY DOES THIS POST GET EVEN WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

When this thing walks towards me I literally feel like I’m in hell

are you fucking for real

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

Later

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN