Not black & white

had a dream last night rocky found yao's gun on the hail mary and wasn't even worried about the possibility of grace offing himself because 1) grace has been made well aware that if he ever tried it rocky would ALSO commit suicide, causing the entire planet of erid to perish, so they're in a hostage standoff, and 2) rocky was too busy being like (can yuo put that out on me voice) i bet if you shot me it wouldn't even hurt. #mycarapace

I’m scared guys

Let's make it worse!

it’s so fucking funny that the beginning portion of the phm movie pretty clearly shows that grace has always been interested in and is also Not Normal about aliens (see: dissertation, classroom absolutely decked out with space stuff, very sweetly saying “welcome to earth” to the petrova line sample + how hyped up he gets when he realizes they’re cells) and then as soon as he gets the opportunity to meet an intelligent extraterrestrial life form he goes no thank you and hits da bricks

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard