trans rights porygon-z

was about to make a post saying “putting the word berry up on a shelf” in response to seeing two -berry posts in a row but then i realized how meaningless and cruel that would be for me to say

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

do you guys think a shark has ever eaten an ant

yeah one ant couldve crawled on the ceiling at an aquarium and tripped and falled and landed in the big tank full of big ass fish and coincidentally drifted right into the open mouth of a shark just swimming because sharks need to keep moving with their mouths open to breathe or else they’ll die and float belly up at the aquarium and make little kids cry because they think someone just murdered baby shark I think its at least plasable

do you think a shark would like the taste of ants if it could eat enough of them in one bite to taste them

no i dont like the taste when i eat them i dont think they would like the taste if they ate them its probably for real like poison to them idk.

okay

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

its incredible to me that david cage is a man with absolutely no personal or professional qualities who snobbishly despises the medium of video games, which he doesnt know the first thing about, but became obsessed with participating in purely to chase some sort of frenchman delusion of his that he, personally, is the joan of arc of game design and that his mission is to "prove" that there is more to games than "just killing people", and to achieve this he makes alleged video games where you do still kill people, but(!!!) this time the game actually sucks to play. and besides the qtes the main event is ofc the complementary pleasure of a childishly offensive hamfisted autofellatio of a narrative that loosely grazes real life social issues and is interrupted only by his debilitating fetish for "tough girl" dark-haired pixie cut white woman main characters getting almost raped in a gratuitous voyeuristic framing. in his french mind he really is the plucky brunette(/bald) heroine of his very own ya dystopia who bravely pioneers his daring and unheard of understanding of what a video game can be like in a world where the only other games that have ever existed are the counter strike parodies that you see on like law&order. and btw his birthday is 6/9/69 lol