trans rights porygon-z

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

*stepping over my own corpse* sorry about that. it's nice to meet you. yeah don't worry about it, it'll despawn in a few minutes.

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

A mosquito has escaped from the zoo

My plugs got a special strain I be breeding in bulk

dude your ingroup signifier just fucking bit me

well at least you didnt get bitten by outgroup. getting bitten by outgroup might make you hurt and bleed the exact same amount as getting bitten by ingroup but it would be ontologically worse for some reason

i get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen shows the exact time and place that i die

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

Just found out tyhat JPEG stands for jubilant pig

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

i would totally watch entire episodes of this

tragic news for hip hop fans: Tyler the Creator has officially become Tyler the Crater after suddenly exploding for no apparent reason

CINNAMON AND HIBISCUS?????