trans rights porygon-z

art when i like a character: cutely standing there art when i really like a character: rotoscoped animation of her getting hit by a car

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

sorry man, i just looked that movie up on doestheantdie.com and...let's just watch something else, ok?

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

was about to make a post saying “putting the word berry up on a shelf” in response to seeing two -berry posts in a row but then i realized how meaningless and cruel that would be for me to say

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that