Still Afraid of the Dark

the twitter communists currently are getting mad because some random undergrads made an edible burrito tape bc they should instead be doing medical research

btw the vaccine in question is a cancer treatment (ie. not a preventative/immunization) similar to another one already also used in the US and is currently undergoing clinical trials in the US.

Okay, but also the tape is getting glossed over a lot. Seriously, food safe tape could be revolutionary for people with poor mobility/one hand or any other kind of disabilities that don't have the ability to hold something closed while they eat it. This is really beneficial to a lot of people and pretending it isn't simply because it doesn't cure cancer is pretty stupid.

anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??

its still animal exploitation, is it not?

do you think a chicken with zero emotional attachment to the egg she popped out feels exploited when that egg leaves the coop?

if that unfertilized egg cracked in the pen there’s not a chicken who would wait 0.002 seconds to slurp that shit down raw and unseasoned but I’m supposed to exploit foreign children farming for slave wages and ship all of their staple crops across the world to me instead. and this feels like the moral high ground to them. alright

Skaters literally have a lifestyle centered around a piece of wood with tiny wheels

You have a lifestyle centered around a little keyboard and a kids show plushie what’s your fucking point?

The skaters are out to get me. The entire skate fandom wants me dead.

Quick! Go stand in the middle of a mildly large patch of grass, they’ll never be able to reach you there

it's actually worse. the police know she's on probation and charging her with an offense will automatically trigger a probation violation charge. police are legally going for the throat on parents speaking out about their gross negligence.

Good news-- she went to the judge who sentenced her and he was like.... oh, no. Nonononononononono. Don't worry, you go ahead and call the press.

staring into the bathroom mirror gripping the sink and telling myself "you are not uniquely horrible you are literally just some guy"

its so wild to me that the medici family still exists. motherfuckers are old money

people on twitter are like "you have generational wealth if your parents buy you groceries" meanwhile these bitches are living in beverly hills mansions bought with their great great great grandpappys investment banking money from 1378

Imagine having an ancestor who's playable in civ

Out here fighting their ancestors in Assassin's Creed 2 and shit