i dunno either

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omg. Just finished penciling the first chapter of Check, Please! Year 5 🥹

casting a spell to turn a million sad and miserable girls into the happy, fat and hairy men, transmascs and dykes they were always meant to be

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

I just got on the elevator with Maggie and some other guy I've never seen before in my entire life. None of us said anything getting on but he hit my floor button and then his. He just knew what floor we were going to. With such confidence. Said not a word.

God i love fat men

God i love fat men

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me