i dunno either

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

[image id: plain white background with "my brush" next to a pair of chopsticks, "my paint" a bowl of ramen, and "my canvas" a white T-shirt. \ end id.]

omg. Just finished penciling the first chapter of Check, Please! Year 5 🥹

casting a spell to turn a million sad and miserable girls into the happy, fat and hairy men, transmascs and dykes they were always meant to be

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...