i dunno either

i back into parking spots because i like to leave. i love leaving. i don’t ever think twice about leaving. you can see it in my parking philosophy that i love to leave

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

my conspiracy theory is that rupaul named her movie stop that train so it would be harder to google the time she tried to beat the transphobia allegations by posting the trans flag but she accidentally googled train flag instead

I’ve seen middle aged comedians on national tv sincerely say “I love you” to their friends with no jokes attached. Nature is so slow to heal but it is possible, I tell you. We have planted trees and seen them survive.

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

y'know come to not think of it,

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck