i dunno either

They should just bring back Ncuti Gatwa and act like nothing happened

Happy Pride 🌈

Happy pride month to all non-binary people who don't/can't medically transition yes you are allowed to call yourself trans yes you are allowed in trans spaces and if you do choose medical transition you are not "stealing resources" from "actual trans people" because you ARE an actual trans person

Remember when 10 year old girls used to wear happy bunny t shirts that just said shit like “I’m going to skin you alive”

i bring a sort of "there's a fatphobic terror at the centre of all eating disorders" vibe to the conversation that thin people don't like to hear

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

Professor Betas Georg, who writes 50k omegaverse fics during office hours, boldy wrote "beta" on the board while observing which of his students went dead. still.

This isn't about the joke, but in climbing asking for the "beta" is asking for the road map of the route, complete with how the moves are done. The REASON it's called beta comes from before commercialized climbing was really a thing. It was pretty much just outdoor climbers, and they would film themselves on the climb using... beta cassettes. SO back in the day when people asked for your beta, they literally meant "let me see how you did this route, move by move."

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them