POURIN ONE OUT FOR MY HOMIE TUPAC

imagine someone else copyrights that one version of mickey in public domain

The Mickey's dick smasher?

if she doesn’t end up with a 99% pass rate i’m blowing up this website

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.

many men died to make the white house

WHY the hell is a post i made when i was fucking 14 years old circulating more than a decade later

i went to biting you island and your cat was there. yeah he bit me too

starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring