i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?

prolonged argentina humiliation ritual

may you have the loyalty of Homer, the patience of Marge, the whimsy of Bart, the curiosity of Lisa, and the stoicism of Maggy

No one has ever made money

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse