Poster of Shit. Certified Internet Dumbass.

Friendly reminder that the Death Star’s destruction of Alderaan probably resulted in the extinction or near-extinction of several hundred plant and animal species :)

I'M ABOUT TO COMIT CRIME

Fair and proportionate response. Excellent.

I don’t think there’s a conceivable way to convince me that Peter 3 was not an avid Tumblr user. The fact that he was an edgy skater kid, the timeline, His. Freaking. Room. It all adds up.

I am a Joltik.

S-Son?

Bit off more than you could chew?

By the way, what were you originally searching for?

dumbass libertarian town experiences massive local bear infestation as a direct result of dumbass libertarian management

Isn’t that the plot of Parks & Rec? Idk I haven’t watched the show…

seances with the dead or, as I like to call em, taking the ol' fishing rod out to the river styx

well now i'm getting conflicting accounts come on ya'll is the River Styx strewn with the decaying souls-and-or-bodies of the Dearly Departed like a frat house parking lot littered with beer bottles during pledge week or not it's not a difficult question

#charon: y'all need to quit lamenting your fates and settle down #gonna tip the boat at this rate

oh these tags: #imagine lamenting this #imagine getting upset about joining the eternal soup#make my soul into a tasty broth

Hm. Good soup.

I have a good ass clan if you want to join lol

I’m in one with some friends of mine thanks tho

I don’t WANT him to have any redemption goddamn it!

Kremin’ my Krispies?

I read “by fall out by boy”…

I got new glass mouse feet for my superlight mouse and I have this fancy artisan mousepad shit but it’s stupid cause now my mouse moves on its own now since my table is like 1 degree off-level because I have created a frictionless mouse experience, it’s just fucking moving, it’s moving RIGHT now.

Reminds me of the Rick and Morty “True Level” episode