if I posted anything even a quarter as risque as what tumblr advertises to me they would kill my account on the spot
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olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat
points deduction. that last baby was a calvinist
oh my god people yes i know calvinism is a type of christianity the joke is that it doesn't take skill to hit a baby who's predestined to get hit come on
ÅstrogenĆØse-Ć©vangĆ©lique
mƩdaille d'or olympique en frappage de bƩbƩs avec une batte
ÅstrogenĆØse-Ć©vangĆ©lique
dƩduction de points. ce dernier bƩbƩ Ʃtait un calviniste
ÅstrogenĆØse-Ć©vangĆ©lique
oh mon dieu les gens oui je sais le calvinisme est un type de chrétienté la blague c'est que ça ne demande pas de talent de frapper un bébé qui est prédestiné à être frappé allez
you can all address me as ÅstrogenĆØse-Ć©vangĆ©lique from now on
frappage de bƩbƩs
avec une
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French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"
Pisse? In le pantalons???
Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice!
the edit is funny, but I cannot emphasize enough that the original article also killed me
jeu video de competition
why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic
He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.
Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.
Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.
And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?
Capitalism is disgusting.
Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj
he didn't even get to stand *trial*. because he's autistic. he's in an institution for life for hacking while autistic, without trial.
hey yall remember this
PBS and NPR were never beholden to the US government.
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting was created so that the US government could fund public media without public media being influenced by the government. It was a private non-profit funded by the government, not a part of the government itself. This is by design. This was a good thing. It meant that even small local TV and radio stations, could afford to create media for the public good, without government influence.
This meant TV and radio stations for poor communities. For non-english speaking communities. For rural communities. For minorities. It meant that free and accessible media could be created for everyone, even if the government didn't like it.
That's why conservatives defunded it.
Because if they couldn't control it, and if it helped the people they hated, then they would have to destroy it. Do you really think that a fascist government would defund their own propaganda machine?
Not only is the idea that PBS before being defunded was propaganda wrong, but ignores the fact that defunding it is going to have long-term negative effects on vulnerable communities.
OP of the post in the screenshot called me an idiot and blocked me for pointing this out. So I'm setting the record straight. The CPB was never our enemy.

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We used paper cutouts glued to toothpicks and stabbed into erasers, but I like this idea better.
For a college game, I used an entire box of candy canes as a size colossal monstrous zombie grasshopper, and then when it died I ripped the box open and used the candy canes as size large monstrous parasitic horsehair worms erupting from its corpse. Nobody actually wanted to eat them after that so I took them home and ground them into a powder with a pestle, intending to add it to my hot cocoas. But I didnāt wash the pestle very well last time after using it to crush garlic and chilis, so I accidentally made chili-garlic-mint powder and then I tried serving that cocoa at a later D&D sesh, and we were all baffled at why it tasted so horrible until I was like oh my god itās the ground up zombie ass worms. I contaminated them with garlic and chilis. And the group was like YOU GROUND UP THE ZOMBIE ASS WORMS AND FED THEM TO US which seemed like a lot of fuss over what would have otherwise been free and delicious cocoa. Then after that before taking any snacks theyād ask did you perchance put any zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder in this?, and then refuse to eat until I said None.
Which they thought was very funny, even if I was slightly less amused, but I bided my time until they got tired of the joke and stopped specifically asking. Then I poured all the remaining zombie ass chili-garlic worm powder into a bag of party mix. The first guy to take a bite spluttered, and I laughed, and everyone said WHAT DID BABS DO, and I said THE WOOOORMS⦠YOU FORGOT TO ASK⦠OHMYGOD⦠and then I laughed so hard I actually cried. Derailed the start time almost an hour.
Oh that was a wonderful day.
A good, a neutral, and an evil DM. In this order.
*transfem voice* yeah i have this kink where iām a dragon and i get cared for by a bunch of humans
*flirting badly* if i was an injured dragon lying in the shallows of the river would you pull me up onto your raft and treat my wounds and nurse me back to health
>:3 <- menacing dragon expression
come over
American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP
who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool
WHAT is the first one supposed to be? It looks like 'piecing between meals' to me, but that can't be what it says, right?
It does in fact say āpiecing between mealsā and it refers to snacking
I'm more struck by the fact that the progression set forth here implies that laudanum and cocaine are less concerning that spicing your food.
Just a warm, friendly visit from a friendly friend!
a few bonus things under the cut - stuff I didn't end up putting in the comic but which I had too much fun drawing to leave completely out.

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transgender people in my computer. i am dragoning you.
It looks like he's trolling, but I texted him because he called first and was so piss drunk he had no idea what I was saying. Godspeed dude I hope you find Jordan
I must point out, I am an American living in Australia
I gave him another call and said listen to me. Do I really sound like Jordan. And he says yes. Yes you are absolutely Jordan. And I'm like okay. I am still not Jordan. Would Jordan pull a prank like this? I do not know Jordan. I'm sorry man. You should call max
Okay this time his dad was on the phone and was like Jordan man come on and I'm like no. Seriously. I am not Jordan. I cannot reiterate enough how not Jordan I am. And I say again, I'm American. You can hear that I am American. Is Jordan American? To my surprise, yes, Jordan is American. I'm like oh. Okay maybe I do sound like Jordan. I'm still not Jordan. Would Jordan pull a prank like this? And he says yeah absolutely. And I'm like. Oh. Okay. Well. Jordan kinda sticks to the bit huh. I'm still not Jordan. And he says are you a girl or a guy? Cuz Jordan is a girl. And I say sure, I'm a guy. And he says ah, shit. Sorry we were looking for someone else. Have a good one.
I was starting to think I might actually be Jordan for a minute there
dragon therian drunkenly texting her friends at 2:14AM: woukd you still love me if i was a wyrm
part two of Grace knitting on the Hail Mary. This time, he's crochet his besties.
this is the funniest thing Iāve seen in weeks
The āThunkā will always kill me.
14/10 doing his best

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Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if ātwelveā followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldnāt be ātwoteenā it would be āseconteenā. Think about it. Itās not āthreeteenā itās āthirteenā as in āthirdā. Itās not āfiveteenā itās āfifteenā as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count āfirst, second, third, fourth, fifth,ā and so on, so eleven would be āfirsteenā and twelve would be āsecondteenā or āseconteenā. āFirsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteenā¦.ā It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.
iām speechless
This is how the system of white supremacy Ā operates. The media is used 2 create stereotypes like blk on blk crime.They need black men to fill jail cells for the Prison Indstrial complex
You know what? Iām tired of this. I do not know what exactly they are waiting for. I mean our government comes up with āreasonsā to invade other countries, such as Syria, like their government is allegedly violating human rights or something like that. but⦠I mean for other countries, they do not even have to go deep to bomb the fuck out of this place, they can just look at our media. And this has been happening to people of color since the media has existed.
Iāll never forget this šš¾
Did a research project on this in undergrad and the results are extremely alarming because itās not just in imagery, itās in language used even in the law making process and within our own communities in a completely different way than expected.
This āšæ
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