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spin-the-wheel-polls

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 1 day 16 hours

#lightsaber #sure it's a more powerful weapon than most people would be carrying #but i'm liable to cut myself with it #and it doesnt fit the vibe

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scoutsmoocrew

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

sapper-in-the-wire-old

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

swagforbirds

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

thyrell

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

weaselle

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

pupucino

imagine someone died for this

someone died and this is what happened to their body

meat turned into wood

#juicy doesn't even begin to describe because that shit is void of moisture #that won't even decompose #you made a fossile

backtornado

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.

mlarayoukai-archive

"ingredients you can pronounce" "all natural" "organic" "no chemicals"

boyholes

i think im in love with you

theradioghost

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

theradioghost

oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????

leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?

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jofiah

discord dms aren't enough I need to lounge on a sofa and have besties lounge on me

jofiah

how are we feeling, fellow touch-starved transfems?

#i wanna watch some dumb show with you #stop being so far away :[

redstonedust

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

blessphemy

this is how morbius can still win

hjartasalt

We need a third space between life and death

hjartasalt

Maybe taking yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse is the answer after all

#as good an option as any

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

anarkissa

Loma loppui surullisissa merkeissä. Otso tuli meille huonokuntoisena lopetukselta pelastettuna 12-vuotiaana vanhuksena. Mietittiin, että jos tuolle vielä pari vuotta saisi vielä hyvää elämää. No, sai kuusi ja rapiat, mutta eilen kissan vointi romahti ja todettiin että on aika lähteä.

Viimeisenä päivänä kissa pääsi ulos (ilman valjaita, koska liikkuminen oli sen verran huonoa ettei kissalla ollut mahdollisuutta päästä minkään luontokappaleen kimppuun, tai karkuun sen puoleen) ja sai syödäkseen kalapuikon, leikkelettä ja palan pizzaa. Kuva tuosta viimeisestä ulkoilusta.

#otso parka #tulee ikävä vaikka vain kuvista tunsin

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blssmjpg

I appreciate those people who are just genuinely nice. Like their mindset is instead of making others miserable, they give people tools to better themselves because why not. Thanks for putting that good energy out into the universe.

alongtidesoflight

this isn't a bug he just can't drive stick

small-nb-yoda

It is imperative to become a pillow for trans women. You must

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

imviotrash

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

the-haiku-bot

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bulbekuggeleh

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

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anarqueeen

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

anarqueeen

why is this the one

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