on-offlinessä

next time just @ me :(

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

i actually think being staunchly against rpf out of respect for celebrities that don’t know you is more parasocial than shipping them #darkwoke

Happy pride month.

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away