•Finnish •03 (18+) - Header from my grandma - Exclusionists, radfems, gender criticals and other transphobes DNI and explode instantly. Neopronouns and Xenogenders are cool af and valid
Moi! I'm Elvis / E but you're free to suggest me new names. If you're more unsure/unfamiliar you can just call me Morso (tai jos oot suomalainen lol). I like horror (and bugs) and sparkly things. You can ask to tag but be mindful that my memory has it's limits (I use #trigger instead of #tw trigger, unless it's something specific)
Ask me to use tone indicators if you need them! Although I may not know all of them. I also might occasionally use finnish words or sentences every so often amongst my English, you're free to ask me to translate (or just Google them haha)
My gender is a painful topic. You can ask me how I'd like to be referred to. You can use he/him and any neos for me, but my faves are it/its, Hen/hens and e/er/ers/erself, although my preferences might fluctuate. Don't refer to me as they/them. I edit this post every now and then
Art blog: @grokebaby
Oc help/prompt blog: @creation-help
Tag stuff
#my thoughts - pretty self explanatory. If I'm saying something I feel is more thoroughly thought out or make a post I feel is important or just Long I use this.
#morso puhuu - default tag for almost all original posts.
#morso hyrisee - for some whatever posts, likely song lyrics that are stuck in my brain, interesting words or other similar. Equivalent to me verbally stimming.
#morsos plushie roster - original plush posting
#tagged for me - self explanatory
#Suomeksi - in finnish
#Bird tag - self explanatory (<3)
#Fish tag - self explanatory (<3) (may contain other wet beasts)
#niceties - talking about things to be happy about. Like a list for myself
#fav mons - Pokémon Art that features my favourites, or that I happen to wanna look at later
#Qued - my queue that I've hoarded for like three years
#(saved post) - self explanatory
#videos of ever - videos that are definitely the of all time
#fridge door - cool art :) (you may also check out #art tag)
CHARACTERS I KEEP TAGS FOR:
#morsos headcanons - you get it
#My Frommies - me screaming crying or rambling about my beloved fixation on the show From by mgm
#Arcee (transformers)
#elita 1 / elita one (transformers)
#bulkhead (transformers)
#airachnid / #black arachnia (transformers)
#optimus prime (transformers)
#megatron (transformer)
#megop (transformers)
#Goldenflower (warrior cats)
#Silverstream (warrior cats)
#Gourmand (rain world)
#smallear (warrior cats)
#jasper (Steven universe)
#pearl (Steven universe)
#yellow diamond (Steven universe)
#Garfield (Garfield)
#Sakura miku (miku)
#shadow (shadow the hedgehog)
#maxwell (don't starve together)
#mami tomoe (pmmm)
#jesus (jesus christ from the bible)
#all might (Hero academia)
#eternalberry (cookie run kingdom)
#dark cacao (cookie run kingdom)
#pure vanilla (cookie run kingdom)
#berdly (deltarune)
#carol holiday (deltarune)
#queen (deltarune)
This is because I like them and if you see cool stuff about them feel free to tag me. Parenthesis for clarification, not part of how I tag them
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hey so fuck the USA rn and forever so instead of celebrating the country I want yall to eat a shit ton of food and be fat and happy in the face of an authoritarian government that wants you skinny and tired and sad
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what are we doing this year. how are we celebrating. is it fireworks? is it fireworks in the middle of the city? is it fighter jet flyovers? are we celebrating with a 26% increase in drunk driving fatalities? what operations is the military conducting today, untelevised?
or maybe it's just a classic family barbecue: where the men drink beer and the women are sent inside to cook and clean. maybe this holiday really does represent unity: from the most racist uncle in south carolina to a stars-and-stripes-themed drag show in seattle, everyone can come together to appreciate the luxury their country creates for them at the expense of the rest of the world. they can both look up as the fighter jets fly over, and they can cheer or they can complain about the noise but they have never known bombs in their own country and they'll have forgotten the planes in five minutes.
who will die of heat, in this heatwave manufactured by decades of coal and industry and luxurious imperial growth? will we watch the world cup, and pan over a flag-draped crowd who paid $1000 a seat and more on travel? will we grumble about trump but allow ourselves one patriotic moment for the men's team? we won't need to televise the houses bulldozed to make the highways to the stadiums, and the homeless outside of them dying in wet-bulb heat. they'll write "happy fourth" on their cardboard signs by the highway, hoping someone will be kinder for it, but no one will.
are we singing the anthem? are we standing for the flag? what are we doing this year. how are we celebrating.
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You ever see a piece of media that's just so painfully American even without intending to or without having americanism as a central theme, because it's made by Americans who never properly interrogated their America centrism so it just seeps into every nook and cranny of the thing they're writing and if you're not American it's so painfully obvious, ESPECIALLY when they try to depict things as "Ordinary" or God forbid "Universal" and "Relatable". Yeah?
they live with the herd and the herd accepts them as part of the herd, just, “that’s our Dave, he’s a bit strange but we love him, knew him when he was just a lamb you know” and the dog just lives among them as one of them but then if a wolf or somethin comes along the herd is like “O Reely? Have you met our Dave” and the wolf gets to make the acquaintance of Dave, 200 lbs of teeth and muscle who believes the wolf is there to kill his actual family and is pretty upset about it.
that is the difference between a shepherd guarding dog and a shepherd herding dog. Herding dogs are NOT part of the herd, they use modified hunting techniques to bully the herd into moving where they are meant to go. They are built for speed and agility, often as small as 35 to 45 lbs, and are absolutely no match for a wolf. Plus, the herd doesn’t trust them, is suspicious of them, which is how the herding works
This is also why herding breeds are often very intelligent and trainable, because we made them to work with us, while livestock guardian dogs most often do not make good pets for most modern lifestyles - we bred them to work independently, away from people, and make their own decisions without human input.
This addition is SO true. Livestock guardian dogs rate low on traditional dog “intelligence” tests not because they’re stupid, but because they’re so independent.
I read one scientist’s remark on why they scored a Great Pyrnees low and it as essentially “this dog knows exactly what I want him to do but he’s ignoring me.”
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