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There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

5001 being divisible by 3 doesnt feel right

11. Put alternating + and - signs in front of each digit such that the last digit has a + sign (so for 5001 it's - 5 + 0 - 0 + 1). If the answer is divisible by 11, so is the original number. This is recursive like the 3 and 9 rules.

Some of you will come on my math posts and "correct" me but the thing you will say is very plainly the opposite of true. I understand how you come up with fully incoherent opinions about most things in the world and then be an ass about it on the internet. I understand how that happens, I really do. But y'all will come up in notes like "actually a tetrahedron isn't a platonic solid" "actually op 2+2 is 7" ??? "op should be ashamed of thinking 12<20" ????? This is how y'all sound and I just wanna know if you're okay because I don't understand how this happens

For fuck's sake

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

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Ajatus junassa: kertoispa VR:n sovellus aina onko joku tulossa istuu sun viereen matkalla. En varmasti oo ainoo suomalainen jonka sosiaalinen ahdistus tarvis tätä

Tähän on hei olemassa jo sellanen nettisivu ku venaarauhassa.fi !

Mitäääääääääääääää :O

It's amazing how windows suck so hard that it sucks in ways you never even thought it possible to suck. Youtube videos load faster in linux. Installing things with a package manager is just infinitely better than loose .exe files. The one mechanical harddrive I still have is quiet when I'm not actively using it. My voice is clearer in voice calls, even though I'm using the same hardware. My hair is lush and shinier, my skin is smoother and softer, my boobs are

hmm interesting

Green goddess caprese sandwich from St Louis bread company come back baby I miss you

saying “you are a burden on society” is just such a weird framing of priorities It’s like saying “wow, think how much better gas mileage your car would get if you weren’t sitting in it” or “think how dry that umbrella would be if you weren’t holding it in between you and the rainstorm”. the things we create? they’re for us. they are meant to carry us. they are meant to protect us. we are meant to hold them up to keep us dry. 

why do we even have a society if not to take care of each other?

I put the yök in yökatrilli

I put the rilli in yökatrilli 🤓

fruitful endeavors…

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

yllättyneet parijonoon ja käsi ylös

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

Don't worry the audience extrapolated it back out. You zip the file and communicate it, they unzip it.

This is the best explanation of the reader's contribution to art I've ever heard.