listen to many, speak to few

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

this looks like the same party

they’re shouting back and forth across the club

That makes it WORSE

one call from each tower

Holy hell, those wings look painted, it’s got light and shadows and everything.

I AM FINE I’M NOT CRYING

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

twitter has apparently unverified the pope. i need a bishop in avignon to decide to be the funniest person on the internet

the fact that “the vibes here are rancid” is a power that the jedi actually have is insane to me

can you imagine being a normal dude and you’re getting help from this jedi, and this jedi dude’s like “head’s up, the next five minutes have the worst vibes imaginable” and you’re like “why?” and the jedi dude’s like “inscrutable cosmic power told me so, doesn’t get more specific than that”

like all these weird little men in weird little robes with glowy swords do is meditate because they have sorcerer-induced anxiety. yoda’s always fucking meditating on his little pillow because he has to figure out if he’s nauseous because the arcane will of all life itself is speaking through his midichlorians to warn him or if he just ate a bad burrito for lunch. the force is constantly dunking on these weird little men and telling them “something bad’s going to happen” and never explaining what’s going to happen. do you sense bad vibes because your washing machine is about to break and flood your apartment, or because the government you serve is about to turn into a dictatorship and mow your ass like grass? that’s for you to figure out

mace windu has Double Anxiety because every now and then he gets a pop-up that tells him when he is making a Significant Visual Novel Protag Choice

who the fuck named loading circles "throbbers"

why is it a throbber

im fucking mad i dont want anything throbbing on my website

she throb on my site until i load

Happy birthday, Garfield!