Previously on "Heated Rivalry"...

Out running DoorDash, and I stopped at QuikTrip for a restroom break. I go into a stall. Somebody previously left a travel pack of Dude Wipes. That wasn't the worst part. On the floor, literally all of 3 or 4 inches from the toilet, dude left a... used ...wipe on the floor. My guy, I love you, but I want to bitch slap you to hell and back at the same time. It really wasn't going to kill you to take a wad of toilet paper, put it over the wipe, pick it up, and put it in the toilet to flush down. The barest of minimums was still asking too much, apparently.

And also, we need to shame and embarrass men who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Ya' nasty...

And you deserve to never get your dick sucked ever again.

Straight men will genuinely wonder why women want nothing to do with us, then have absolutely diabolical bathroom manners (see above), without an ounce of self reflection.