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*Emerges from a theatre, stumbles a bit, makes their way to an island of grass in the parking lot, sits, and stares up at the night sky*

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Friendly reminder that the leather flag predates almost every other flag. We owe this community to leather daddies and kinksters

In the era of corporate sanitization never forget it was leather daddies and S&M folks who protected some of the earliest pride parades.

Report the account! Don't necessarily block—it's almost completely certain that this person's account has been hacked and I'd imagine he wants it back!

I was right the first time

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did you google how to take a screen shot

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this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

kiss your screen every time you see a typo or grammatical error in my fics because it means it's home grown and not some ai bullshit and im dead serious about this

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

Original poster deactivated 21’st of August 2022

I brought 2 cans of Dr. Pepper to a friend's party and we poured them into a saucepan to make hot Dr. Pepper, but it turned out we didn't like hot Dr. Pepper so we decided to keep it on the burner and reduce it down to Dr. Pepper syrup and then mixed that with soda water to make reconstituted Dr. Pepper, which it turned out we also didn't like

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