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Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head. You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.

people say harebrained is an insult but. ! have you considered the hare is actually doing a reallu really good job atbeing your brain ?

thats right

in deep psychological distress: i should make a post on the internet

Can we please bring back buttons PLEASE can we bring back buttons BUTTONS PLEASE for the love of god BUTTONS THAT YOU PRESS DOWN AND CAN FEEL IT BEING PRESSED buttons please buttons can we bring them back can we PLEASE can we please bring back the buttons

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

god i fucking love polyamory and being nonmonogamous. imagine being in a relationship where you're not even allowed to flirt with your friends or casually talk about having sex with them without your partner threatening to leave you. like what the fuck are you doing

like we're in a server with our two girlfriends and a couple friends where we share nudes with each other, compliment each other and casually flirt with each other and I'm just like. when there's this many cute girls in the world why would you ever want to limit yourself to just one person. i was visiting one of my aforementioned girlfriends over the weekend and i like. mentioned that i was developing a crush on this one girl we'd both met the day before and she just laughed. and agreed with me that she was pretty. why would you ever want to live monogamously. i truly don't get it

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a sex toy