Adversary Of William Shatner

Nothing like absolutely vIBING with people who lived 102 years ago

#as far as i know that’s the entire point jrrt tried to make

toby fox was like fuck you, be sad about a fictional goat. fuck you

we were all like yes sir right away sir as many goats as youd like

this year has made me so fucking sensitive. pompeii by bastille, a song i barely like, came on the radio and it made me CRY

you know what bastille……when i close my eyes….it DOES almost feel like nothing’s changed at all …

how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man.  The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing.  100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.

Good Christian Hacks, an open-ended series

CLIP ‘N SAVE!

damn. damn!!

Mr. The Frog we all agreed that a celebrity is not a people

The Muppets have one (1) collective brain cell between them and 90% of the time, Kermit has it.

this might be a hard pill to swallow for college students but getting drunk all the time isnt a personality trait it’s alcoholism

Here’s another pill: companies and ad teams know that your 20s are extremely stressful and they purposely target you because they don’t care about making us all alcoholics as much as they care about profiting off of us.

Reblog for non-religious version of AA

Just be careful to avoid these groups. The Church of Scientology loves to use substance abuse support groups as a front.

wow sure is amazing how every-time there’s overwhelming evidence that the free market is garbage it’s suddenly declared that Actually All Information Is Fake

“yes, it may look bad for capitalism that Vietnam has 0 covid-19 deaths and the united states has over 40,000, but have you ever considered: actually, all numbers are fake, and therefore we should assume that the vietnam death toll must be worse and our Capitalist Overlords only want what’s best for us?”

i made this post while i was on 3 tabs of acid and it fucking slaps, meanwhile every time elon musk drops acid and goes online he ruins his life, rlly makes you think about how much sexier and cooler i am than him